A new world record for the Ski jump, not for the jump but for the 32m crater at the impact zone
Sumo is hoping that the landing will dislodge the midget after last nights "Sumo for all sizes exibition".
Laurie suspects the IOC got the idea for Sumo-Ski Jumping from a seabreeze thread.
Last time I underestimated that little Kid, This time I'm taking a flying leap at him
Slim Jim finally managed to prove Einstien right.
At near light speed, the mass of a body tends towards infinity.
Hiragu san, while in no danger of reaching escape velocity himself, never the less caused considerable consternation among the cognoscenti in the Japanese space program with his theory of gravity powered space flight.
The little guy on the other end of the see-saw had to be drugged.
Seismicio, though fearsome, had the heart of a poet. He loved to do bird impressions.
Here we see his impression of a giant cooked chook, his favourite.
After much speculation, it was found that Sei Chon Lee caused the fatal avalance at Hiroshima that annihilated its entire population...
Although his V squared wasn't huge, none of his opponents could withstand Akebono's 1/2 m.
Look...Up in the sky.....It's a bird?....It's a plane? Oh Sh1t!! it's heading this way
A special performance by Sumo champ Yazuki Masataba to mark the opening of the world's first "clothing optional" ski resort...
No No Fatman San,I said you have great lard, I'd like to "see it fry", "see it fry".
Presenting the "Sumokazi":
If they'd come up with this earlier, the Japanese could easily have won WWII
Weather man: It's raining cats and dogs this morning folks, with a 90% chance of Sumos in the afternoon.
Futso claims the best thing about being a Ski-jumping Sumo wrestler is that when you **** yourself, you are already wearing nappies.
Cookedchookeo, sumo poet, celebrates the sakura festival by emulating the fall of the cherry blossom.
Cookedchookeo was a boisterous and playful lover, but he went through partners at a rate of knots, quite literally
Elan was unlucky in love but her mother always said, "Don't worry dear, someday Mr Right will just fall into your hands"
Willy likes to ski in his Fat Bastard suit.
Although hot, it gets him to the head of the lift queue and provides an interesting topic of conversation with the bunnies.
