i am not a racist.
White, brown, yellow - colour is unimportant to me. It's the contents of the envelope, not its colour that matters.
The amount of money you give me doesn't matter, as long as the number is THIS long.
If your the-president-of-a-corrupt-world-sporting-organisation-who-deliberately-mislead-investigators-and-receive-millions-of-dollars-of-bribes-from-governments-which-are-funded-by-tax-payers clap your hands
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Go forth into the world in peace;
be of good courage;
hold fast that which is good;
render to no one evil for evil;
strengthen the fainthearted;
support the weak;
help the afflicted;
honour everyone;
love and serve the Game,
rejoicing in the power of the Round Ball;
and the blessing of Sepp almighty,
the Father, the Ball, and the Holy Net,
be among you and remain with you always. Amen.
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"Yes I don't know how this could have happened, I applied all the techniques I learnt at the Don King School of Sports Governance..."
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"What ref! It wasn't me! Anyway, if you didn't see it, you can't penalise me!"
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Hey, my grandchildrens superyachts will run out of cocaine and 'Patron in three years if you continue this fecking ghost hunt!
The Beautiful Game - Run by a crook who knows nothing and supported by administrators feathering their own nests
As you can see here I have a cast bronze replica of one of my balls. Yes it is big. They have to be.
I have been accused of running the most morally corrupt sport in the world.
Well, let me tell my friends...
Select to expand quoteHaving demonstrated the skills required for advancement in the Catholic church, Sett practices blessing the people.
Now just before I leave for the airport, can someone here confirm which Countries don't have extradition agreements with the USA! I've rung the Ecuadorian embassy in London but all their beds are taken.
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....What's going on .....some guy on the internet said he could fix my erection...fully legitimate...like why would the FBI be interested is that..
I have now successfully made it onto Seabreeze caption comp so I therefore announce my retirement.
Select to expand quoteI can't retire just yet. I have a pile of papers THIS BIG that I have to shred so they can't pin any thing on me.
I'm going to call it. 3rd place goes to Richiefish. Equal 2nd to Albers & Carantoc with some bonus points for the poker dot cup.
... but the winner is...Terminal with "There's a FIFA this and a FIFA that". Take it away matey...
