Although Winston never publicly criticised Switzerland's neutral stance, relations soured after he chose their attire for the conference...
As you gentlemen knew...we Americans like our fried chickens...So I brought my own genetically modified chicken with me.
Select to expand quoteAfternoon at the old men's home.
Most of the old men like to re-live their youth and pretend they were war heroes.
Lot-of-Wing likes to pretend he was a kite.
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See! Even back in the 1940s the powers-that-be were deliberately photoshopping to distract the sheeple from the truth.
So there's an Englishman, American and Russian sitting at a bar and a chick walks over to them and asks for a double entendre..........so they all give her one.
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After the WW2 hostilities had finished, ex French PM Marshal Henri Petain forgot to take off his uniform before going to the celebrations.
Churchill suggested he stand at the back.
"Why? What did I do?" Petain was heard to protest.
"Absolutely nothing" Winston replied.
Little known fact that KFC in fact stands for Kiev Frankfurt Cologne for 3 of the most famous battles of WWII
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I didn't know that Hitler was also present at the meeting 
Yalta: Climategate:
A polar bear disguised as a chicken sneaks in to disrupt proceedings.
At last.....meeting Colonel Sanders had always been on Henny Penny's bucket list....
Unfortunately for Henny Penny, she was also on Colonal Sander's bucket list.....
Ta Daa, and another caption comp draws to an end and there was no way i wanted to call this one on Anzac day so without further ado, the winner of Caption Comp 371 is John340 with his splendid recall of Plucka Duck and his wheel. Take it away John! 
Stuthepirate was a bees dick away though. 
Churchill- I smoke cigars
Roosevelt- I smoke cigarettes.
Stalin- I chew Viagra gum.
Whoops too late....
Select to expand quoteLeStef said..
Ok, you take the East I take the West Wing.
What The Cluck. This is why the chicken dont cross the road
