I'm still upset you photoshopped me out of this picture.....
I can't help it that I had to have the elephant's trunk!!!
So after the wee hunting trip we says ta Paddy the taxidermist..."Paddy we'd be loiking these stuffed and mounted we would..."
Cabrinha introduce the 2016 range of kitesurfing harnesses.
All are equipped with a special quick release to allow a small woodland animal to scamper up the tree to automatically retrieve the kite.
Lotofwind is believed to be currently trialling the "pygmy shrew" model.
Justice came swiftly to the greyhound trainers.
"The cuffs are on, the fake animals are in place - so remove the muzzles and release the hounds"
A recent survey of Scots men showed that 80% preferred doggy-style and 20% preferred oral.
The Scottish kite boarding squad are going to novel lengths to get their sport back into the 2016 Olympics after the governing body reinstated windsurfing at the expense of their sport.
It be a wee wee bonny bonny day that me sporen dinna get so itchy I coona scratch it laddy or lassie, hoots.
No activity for 4 days to time to make the call.
Crantoc is the favourite and would be a very worthy winner, but I'm going to give the edge and the win to the one I particularly liked by decrepit.
The baton is your's decrepit!