Not much wind lately, we've all probably added a winter kilo or two.
..so here's one to make us feel better...
Have fun!
P.S. - and before you ask, Wet Willy, NO you haven't won this one yet either.
Ray the chippie realised that Hu Flung Dung's verandah over his tool shed was sagging due to poor workmanship. 
It was going to take more than back yard blitz to fix this one. 
Championship Sumo wrestler Ima Fatwan was starting to suspect living in Hiroshima was not such a good I deal after he realized his latest bit of Belly Button lint had mutated
after a long calorie packed winter, some of us require help getting back into our waist harnesses.
The Open catagory match was going to get messy when the body smash came into play
It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it, that's what I this freind of mine keeps telling my his girlfreind.
Hardie realised that after the long winter break, getting his waist harness on was going to require assistance.
Being employed to prop up Akebono's fat so he could go pee-pee was a crap job, but Simon didn't care. The money was good.
the latest reality tv show "when musicians wrestle."
this week; pavarotti vs johnny rotten
I know you have to be careful with your gonads but next time you tuck them this far up you're just going to have to do without them.
Relli likes to find the biggest, juiciest geisha he can find and play love games like "push the tummy into a funny face"
Identical twins Yoshi and Horoshi Makumoto made a small fortune posing as "Before and After" models for weight-loss companies, until the scam was revealed...
The North Korean Sumo team never really had a chance...their Glorious Leader blamed "Western imperialist aggression", but the athletes themselves blamed the one-bowl-of-rice-a-week diet and the training, which consisted simply of hauling artillery up mountains for 16 hours a day...
An ill-advised career change for Melbourne Cup winning Jockey Billy Little almost ended in an untimely retirement...
Sumo champ Kyoshi Mizayoshi carefully contemplates his strategy for the title bout:
"Hmm...'Buddha circles the castle'? No, too obvious...'Dragon lays an egg and grows wings'?..no, too showy...'samurai eats a lotus hamburger'?...nah, too modern...
"I know! I'll sit on the little b@$tard til he $h!t$ blood!! THAT'LL WORK!!!"
