(In record quick time)
Since Decrepit appreciates my sense of humour I thought I'd post a picture in his honour:
Decrepit took his role as GPSTC administrator very seriously, and decided to upgrade his image accordingly:
After Decrepit missed another wedding anniversary due to the wind blowing +20knts, Mrs Decrepit, armed with hair curlers, got her revenge whilst he slept.
The "Wind & Wave" beard is becoming popular amongst the first generation of Amish windsurfers
Mark Australia tried to keep up with all the new generations trends and attempts
some DIY "ManScaping" that he had read about in the kitesurfing forums.
Santa responds to the biting critique of the fashionista with a dazzling Christmas ribbon beard do. Stick that up your haute couture.
Not content with wearing the wife's underwear for a covert thrill, Lotofwind used her curlers also
...and it was due to this unusual affliction that Jock had to always wear a kilt...
och laddie, after a good wee nicht of oral sex, ya always look like a fancy glazed donut! ;)
Select to expand quoteWindxtasy said..
Decrpits work on assymetrical fins started to manifest itself in some strange and unexplainable ways!!
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I had to admit the guys were right, my full bushy beard was slowing me down.
But I shouldn't have listened to Elmo, when he said, perming my beard into foils would get me to 40kts
Select to expand quoteelmo said..
A cattle prod to the testicles will do some strange things
But can be fun if your into that sort of stuff....
As well as his fin design expertise, Decrip also moonlights as Red Bulls front wing designer. His ideas come all out of his own head.
During Luderitz 2013, Decrepit tried to convince A2 that these new aerodynamic asymetric 'speed' tubes would give him an extra 1-2knts.
A2 was not convinced.
Actually, I love it when I get too close to the wrapping counter at Myer,,, but,,shhhh ,, dont tell anyone.
" I feel pretty..
Oh so pretty..
I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaay"
Looks like this one has hit the doldrums (ain't that an all too familiar feeling?) so I will call the winner tonight.
Any last minute pearlers?
