Select to expand quoteWaterloo said..PhilSWR said..
...and we'll throw in three boxes of extra strong viagra!...
be careful with those... a bloke at work took one and it git stuck in his throat, yeah he had a stiff neck for three days...
WINDSURFING INTERVENTION
When your husband is a windsurfing addict, sometimes extreme measures are necessary to keep him off the water so you can spend time together...
Guy -
I wonder if I could climb down and just check Seabreeze...?
This has got to be worth at least two new boards when I get back...
Select to expand quotelotofwind said..
Lotofwind needed abseiling lessons and a robust camera to complete his stalking of Mark-Oz but it was a small price to pay to get sooo much satisfaction in his petty online games.
Select to expand quoteWaterloo said..PhilSWR said..
...and we'll throw in three boxes of extra strong viagra!...
be careful with those... a bloke at work took one and it got stuck in his throat, yeah he had a stiff neck for three days...
If she wasn't in the mood she'll be stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Just another day of climbing and we can join the mile high club.
She will probably say "NO" as always.
Man can dream.
Select to expand quoteLeStef said..
Ok, let's go with a bit more of verticality:
Anyone bring the toilet paper?
"err honey I thought you said your mum bought you that book 101 Ways to Safely Exterminate Your Husband as a joke??? I am starting to get a little worried..."
"of course, of course, now have this nice LSD and mushroom salad she made especially for you..."
Ok, some good ones from
Sausage with the cliffhanger book,
Lotofwind with the brokeback mtn,
Bender with 1/2 mile club,
but it will go to Notwal for the lotofwind spit. The "hccccckch ptooo" was too funny, well, my boys loved it.
Gosh, that's terribly un-pc LeStef.
I thought for sure I would get away with that without having to go photo hunting.
Never mind. I'm honoured just the same and I'm on the case. Cheers.
(apologies to Lotofwind)
All in good fun NotWal, and I feel I share in your winning glory for being spat on
