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...so how far is the toilet from here in case I need to go during the night...
Choosing the Play School podcast at bedtime was to be Oscar's last ever mistake...
...and there were two in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over" so they all rolled over and one fell
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Latest ad for carabinars..'guaranteed to give you a good nights sleep wherever you are"
Yeah, well the agent said it had good views,neighbours as quiet as the birds, and no drainage problems.
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Sorry honey, not tonight... I've lost my erection.
Look hun, over there in the plane. Is that, John Denver?
Looks he's waving. With both hands. oh no. oh my god...
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Bloke to says to girl
"I spose a r%$t out of the question then?"

If I ever get down from here first thing I do I'm going to have my head examined.

Bijou self-catering apartment in Yosemite National Park.
Quiet location. Sleeps two.
Right next to El Capitan, with panoramic views of the park.
So snug you wont want to leave it.
"You were right babe.
Camping out, up here in these 40 knot thermos is sooooo entertaining.....
....here comes another kiter."
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Do you think we need that.
LONELY PLANET GUIDE FOR GUYS
Be more involved in travel planning. The laissez faire approach can be fine, but beware!
When your girlfriend tells you your travel plans are "all up in the air," this could be what she has in mind:
Cliff and Virgina were starting to regret answering that ad on Seabreeze looking for mountain-sitter(s)
They had even taken advice from theDoctor that they could walk around and stuff
It was going to be a long six months
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"Is your love life fading? Sick of the same old routin in the same old boring place? Well try the all new Demtel Action Love Hamock!! You too can get sky high and go crazy in the wild. Call now and we'll throw in three boxes of extra strong viagra! If you're still not completely satisfied- wait for it- we'll give you another Action Love Hamock, two porno dvds and three more boxes of viagra!!! We guarantee you'll be as horny as a march hare after missing last years matting season. And if your partener still lays there reading a book, simply pull the above pin..."
...and we'll throw in three boxes of extra strong viagra!...
be careful with those... a bloke at work took one and it got stuck in his throat, yeah he had a stiff neck for three days...