Seeing his discarded scythe and cloak disappear into the distance, Death thought to himself "Finally, I can get a life".
Pity,
....if it had been a ho, I would've stopped and picked her up
.....but it was a scythe, not a ho.
OH&S policy meant, no more scythes, and no dark clothing.
It was a real problem, but Death made no bones about it.
The nullabor council will no longer be employing nuns to maintain median strips and traffic islands.
Death's second job as a crossing guard really wasn't working out well. No one ever seemed to want to stop.
Death was admiring his latest crop circles when a car driven by Petermac and The Doctor came the other way.
People used to think you had to outrun Death to cheat it. Instead, you just have to brake hard.
Death was going to take care of some kite lines at Woodies, but he hadn't taken into account the teuros would be driving on the wrong side of the road.
"Guys, guys wait up, its not what you think, its a sickle not a kite bar .....guuyys "
Some wonderfully creative entries, thank you very much.
I thought that was a difficult picture to caption, so you've excelled yourselves.
So many entries I loved:
The papal election was becoming nasty...
Oh Honey, you're right, I think we probably are in Death Valley actually.
"I didn't even eat the Salmon Mousse..."
Who thought texting while driving could help you escape Death?
When the weekend hit, Death liked to leave his work clothes and tools behind and head for the coast
People are dying to get their hands on the new Severne Blade
The nullabor council will no longer be employing nuns to maintain median strips and traffic islands.
Death was going to take care of some kite lines at Woodies, but he hadn't taken into account the euros would be driving on the wrong side of the road.
Stuthepirate nearly won it with:
Helps us Obe-Won Kenobi, you're our only... SH!T
But then FormulaNova weighed in with no less than 12 entries (and a lot of good ones too). Now either he was really bored and there was no wind, OR he has a really good caption picture lined up for us and he's desperate to win so he can post it, so I declare FormulaNova the winner!
Errmm so which one of Nova's tickled your fancy?
Is it the best caption or the most
Just asking is all 
Thanks Anita. It was boredom and a boring tv program, combined with a dash of alcohol.
No Wind? Over here we have had enough to make you think its almost good enough to sail..
Caption comps are getting difficult. It is hard to come up with a new image that hasn't been used before. I will see what I can come up with.
