siny: "That was the second time I broke my neck...... I thought she was holding up her bikini bottoms"
"...hey honey I'm going to sneak back to the room...I've got this killer turtle head popping out but i don't think anyone has noticed..."
Ken would always put on a good trick for photographers. Meanwhile it seemed nothing would distract Wayne from his beloved phone sex.
Jane took the pic to prove that kiter Joe earned to be upgraded from teabag to shark lure!
The first Stabber Kites Inc. prototype didn't have quite the same performance as some of the more established brands
The Monkey Mia tourism manager phoned his boss
'The tourists aren't going to go for this one, we have got to get the dolphins back, strapping an airbed to his back and getting him to clap like a seal just isn't gonna cut it'
'You sure, just get some pictures and we'll see if we could fool the Japs'
Meanwhile on the otherside of the planet :
"It'll work just fine Jimmy' reported Jock McScott to his boss at the Loch Ness Regeneration Committee.
'If we take the pictures in black and white, Nessy will have returned, you'll ne'ar see the difference'
'Looking good Captain' clubbie Joe reported to base HQ
'If we lobby the Safety Bay Council to set the rules to make sure all kiters wear a pdf type 2 special K edition, then we can set them with auto timers and rid our beaches of this menace forever'
Kiter Joe phone Laurie with a complaint
'Through your forums I had arranged to hook-up with slave-stabber from seabreeze kiter forums down behind the toilet block at Pinnaroo at 2.00pm. Now, I am a fairly liberal sort of chap, but a six foot inflatable rubber and his sister videoing wasn't part of the deal'
When Richie Benaud commented that Clarke was in such good form he could probably hit a boundary from a ball thrown backwards by a one eared man whilst diving backwards off an airbed naked with Lara Bingle taking photos nobody thought Channel Nine had a set of cricket stats and a graphic to prove it.
Colin Barnett scratched his head. He really needed to get some Chinese cash.
He had imagined that he may have to scale down Oakajee, but an air pontoon and 'Fabio, the Human Dredge' was not quite what he had planned as his legacy to the people of WA.
Guliver phoned home from his holiday in Lilliputt
'Short' he exclaimed, 'there is this photographer chick who doesn't even come up to my waist and a bloke who is so short, when he goes paddling you can only see his ankles'
As Mr Morgan had the company photographer zoom in for a close up, Flysurfer walked away, finally realising just how uncool his boss was.
chechen republic decides to opt out of synchronised swimming for the london olympics.
Mark_Australia walked away from his first and only bodyboarding lesson in Mandurah.
There was no way he was going to try anthing that extreme
