A 28-year old Zimbabwe man arrested for allegedly having sex with a donkey tied to a car has a simple explanation for his actions: the donkey was actually a mechanic who had, well, made an ass of himself.
According to New Zimbabwe, Sunday Moyo, a 28-year-old, told the court he paid $20 for a mechanic he met at a garage. Somewhere in the time between meeting him and when he was arrested, the mechanic transformed from a man into a donkey.
"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested," he told the court, according to New Zimbabwe.
Moyo also said at his court appearance that he's a donkey.
"I think I am also a donkey," he said, reports AFP, quoting The Herald. "I do not know what happened when I left the garage, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey."
PS - The real story here www.pri.org/stories/2011-10-26/zimbabwe-man-says-prostitute-turned-donkey
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