Call me crazy but I am going to stay with the windsurfing theme.
The photo was taken in Scotland btw, and its not me.
Its called "tucking your junk" and should only be done by speed sailing fanatics.
("drag" racing requires a different approach altogether)
The Emperor's new wetsuit was gossamer light and exquisitely made, but it didn't really keep the cold out - with embarrassing results!
Thinking that sailing naked would be a laugh, Jock encountered a few problems.
It turned out that the mast bend curve wasn't going to be a problem, but he really wanted to add some more extension.