If you see an Elephant on the marina, climb up a mast, then shoot the bloody thing.
Then empty the contents of the bottle you were drinking out of.
pontoon is for giving birth only, that is unless your a shooter, rock climber or elephant, then you will have to find a different pontoon to birth on...
This ban is mainly due to the larrikin behaviour of these three groups birthing 'steamers' instead of the offspring the pontoon is intended to land.
I believe the kiters will be added shortly.
Unfortunately this sign had to be replaced with an even larger one after yodeling also become a significant problem.
Some ladies liked having their babies at the Azores berthing suites, though most found that seeing the elephants be shot by mountain climbers distressing, hence the bans.
...and it was at this point that the Portuguese Government introduced random drug testing for workers...
Oh no. Bugger and damn! Where can go to shoot mountain climbers and elephants now?
Unfortunately Dean Martin had to change the original version of his song and authorities had to erect this sign after a cult following sprang up in the early 50's...
(In Portugal where love is king when boat meets berth here's what they sing...)
When the shooter hits your bullseye like a big pizza pie,
That's Azore
When the world seems to rock climb like you've had too much wine,
That's Azore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a great big gay Elephantella
That's Azore...
After packing her trunk, saying goodbye to the circus for a life on the ocean, Nelly the elephant just couldn't understand why she was persecuted when trying to dock her pea green boat.
richie 100percent gold i just put one of my dogs down i still have un dried tears down my eyes but you made me laugh........
THANKYOU
After years of relentless stalking, King of the Point decided it was time to
1. relocate to a small European fishing village
2. change his name (a little bit)
3. take out the appropriate Restraining Orders.....
Shooting mountainous elephant loads with this poontang may result in unwanted berths.
Todays message is brought to you by the letter 'B' (yeah I used to watch playshool with my kids - or was it sesame st?)
