I am so honored to have been awarded the best caption last month !!! 
here's my offering :
James had left his kite at home, but still felt the urge to jump in front of a windsurfer
In retrospect, Steve's decision to jump out to warn his friend of the shark was not such a good one.
Throw another sacrificial virgin to the wind Gods , i think Lenny is still a virgin !
With their boats and guns confiscated, the Somali pirates were getting desperate...
Close to shore, minding my own business sailing in a light onshore breeze, whole ocean to myself, what could possibly go wrong?
Select to expand quotePaddles B'mere said..
James had left his kite at home, but still felt the urge to jump in front of a windsurfer
I think we can stop this now, this ones obviously won
A flier's view shows that, indeed, the world is not flat.
or
Trick photograph showing a "curved" horizon
Select to expand quoteMr Milk said..
A flier's view shows that, indeed, the world is not flat.
or
Trick photograph showing a "curved" horizon
or
"Oh my god the world is round! goodbye world."
"Hey, you down there. I,ll have you know my new Evel Knievel boardies are not just for show !"
or a variation.
Windsurfer..." Hey you up there, know anything about sharks?" Resp from idiot " Nope, sorry....know anything about Evel Knievel board shorts?"
Johno thought it was hilarious that he was going to drop in on the windsurfer and mess up his gybe.... until he realised he couldn't feel his parachute harness anymore.
"Go go gadget wings"
"I said GO GO GADGET WINGS"
"Ah ****! She packed my Acme wings"
During the GPSTC Cold War, covert agents were sent in to take out any Garmin "assets"...
(Recon photo sourced from Jetlag spy mission)
He thought he got away clean when the Staffy tried to bite him in the ass, and only got a piece of his shorts behind his leg,,,,,,,, that is until he found out the dog was owned by the windsurfer.
Paddles B'mere get the right to start the new caption comp with :
James had left his kite at home, but still felt the urge to jump in front of a windsurfer
we can all soooo relate !!!!!
