Uuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrm ....................... did you say "choose" the couch or the mat or "chew" the couch or the mat ?
Look, thing is, when I heard there was another board building thread I just got, well I got over excited.
Select to expand quoteTGale said..
It was Imax1 and Imax2 said the dog in a hat.
PAYIN THAT ONE!!! 
"So let me get this straight...I can't sh:t in your shoes, I can't chew the bong pipe hose...and now I can't adjust the sofa to make it more comfy...this relationship is starting to sound like it's all about you..."
Well you wouldn't give me a bone ....
i just forgot where I hid the last one .sorry .
Bad dog!!! I thought you were house trained, but you went and pooped in the house anyway!!!!!!!!!!
Won't you ever learn!?!
I think bimaloy30 is a bot or sock puppet. Registered just in the last couple of days on a number of forums all over the place. Two of this accounts posts here make no sense.
Posts on other forums end up being copy/paste from somewhere else. For example, the post above is a copy/paste from here:
graemeshimmin.com/caption-competition/
"32. Facebook
Lots of captions about Obamacare and the NSA, but this reference to the fact that President Obama has an account on Quora won. In case you don't recognise him, that's Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook, on the left."
Another example is a post here (Sept 28, 2018): forums.lenovo.com/t5/Lenovo-B-and-G-Series-Notebooks/Lenovo-G580-makes-ticking-sound-and-won-t-start/m-p/4221490#M66801
which is a copy/paste from here (Nov 11, 2016): http://www.tomsguide.com/answers/id-3237882/lenovo-laptop-turn-clicking-sound.html
Select to expand quotePaducah said..
I think bimaloy30 is a bot or sock puppet.
I have a sock puppet I use when surfing the web.
Well, the final whistle has sounded, NotWal cracked me up with an absolute peach, I was tempted to award the prize to bimaloy30 for that very cryptic, clever and original caption, but, as I am a dr Seuss tragic, there can only be one winner, TGale take it away.
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