Boooooosttt.....arrghh
Open waters, closed waters, gales or light winds. The result was, more often than not, just a bitch of a day.

The Russian 49er Olympic team denied using performance enhancing drugs.
But suspicions were raised when Helga showed signs of excessive moulting

"Rex, you're going hiking today, he says"...
"Rex, if you fetch well, you'll catch Spithill's bloody cat, he says"...
Well, what the heck am I doing out here then???
Rex is barking orders- Cmon crew!! More main sheet , more main sheet, back the vang. We are nowhere near powered up. Ive got this. Hiking is like a walk in the park.
And the winner is......
Windxtasy
For the funny but beautifully simple "... and they wondered why the boat kept rounding up..."
Thanks all.