Important government announcement - eat five vege a day!
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German cooking program on SBS at 1:00am:
and after we put ze sausage in between ze buns, zen vee slip it in between zee lettuce leaves....
who forgot to wash the lettuce leaves i think there a caterpillar crawling around near my fanny
"here is your meal sir"
"i'm sure i ordered a honey roll over and lettuce on top!"
After recent debate regarding her meat dress, Lady Gaga's new underwear has taken a vegetarian turn.
"Eat your greens!!!"
Farmers Union looks to other creative pastures to boost the sale of cabbage.
"Julie, I'm not trying to be funny or anything, but can you stop f***ing around with the vegetables, I am sure the cucumbers didn't mind, but I draw the line at pulling your Tampax out of my coleslaw!
Apparently cold cabbage leaves are good for breast feeding mums. Soothes the cracked nipples or something...
Helga's first day serving hot dogs at the Playboy mansion pool party went well until one guest decided to add his own sauce !
Did you hear about the Hot Blonde Chick?
.....went to the surgeon and asked for "breast in plants"
"Why did the tomato blush?"
" 'cause it saw the salad dressing!"
After all these years I finally get that joke!
