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Caption Comp #113 - the Christmas turkey

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Created by Waterloo > 9 months ago, 30 Dec 2009
Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
30 Dec 2009 12:54PM
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nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
30 Dec 2009 11:18AM
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George had a sudden realisation as to why turkeys are called "Gobblers".

KA360
NSW, 803 posts
30 Dec 2009 2:36PM
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****,there's someone with a camera,can I just hide in here,I don't want my picture taken with a prick like you!

KA360
NSW, 803 posts
30 Dec 2009 2:39PM
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George's closest advisor tucking him in,ready for a hard days work

MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
30 Dec 2009 2:42PM
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George didn't realize that he was meant to stuff the turkey from the other end.

Gestalt
QLD, 14627 posts
30 Dec 2009 1:45PM
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who's the turkey looking for weapons of mass destruction?

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
30 Dec 2009 2:36PM
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lift it's tail feathers bob, senator evans is going to help us with the spit roast.

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
30 Dec 2009 3:14PM
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Hell Grandpappy was right... these things are better 'en cows.


Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
30 Dec 2009 1:26PM
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A bird in the hand is worth two in Bush.

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
30 Dec 2009 4:09PM
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Yes Mr President we have had the greatest minds in the country developing this new breed they have dubbed the "Monica".



NotWal
QLD, 7430 posts
1 Jan 2010 12:16AM
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The turkey lobby has word with his local member.

Gestalt
QLD, 14627 posts
1 Jan 2010 12:28AM
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unlike his predicesor,

bush was a little shocked at being gobbled!

FormulaNova
WA, 15084 posts
1 Jan 2010 8:01AM
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George told the other heads of state that he had a giant pecker in his pants. When they asked to see it, he had to come up with something...

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
1 Jan 2010 10:39AM
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mmmmmm not bad...Its possible I've been living my whole life wrong......

elmo
WA, 8868 posts
1 Jan 2010 10:25AM
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whoops, tissues please

wormy
QLD, 679 posts
1 Jan 2010 12:40PM
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Bush " When I asked my advisers if they could organise for me to get a big cock, this is not what I imagined."

Richiefish
QLD, 5610 posts
1 Jan 2010 1:13PM
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George : Fundamentalistic Pilgrims HAD said they were thankful for turkeys. Gobble gobble here, gobble gobble there. Me thinks they werent as "pure" as they made out..

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
1 Jan 2010 9:35PM
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sack the secretaries in black dresses immediately!

you won't see the stains on these suckers!

wormy
QLD, 679 posts
1 Jan 2010 10:47PM
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Being a little simplistic President Bush took the 'Turkey slapping competition' a little bit to literally.

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
1 Jan 2010 11:14PM
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presidential thanksgiving day was always a hoot!

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
2 Jan 2010 12:55PM
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This one's just a quickie so special mentions to KA 360 and Greeny.

But there can be only one winner, drumroll please..............

Windxtasy

Take it away Anita.

Windxtasy
WA, 4017 posts
2 Jan 2010 1:45PM
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Waterloo said...

This one's just a quickie so special mentions to KA 360 and Greeny.

But there can be only one winner, drumroll please..............

Windxtasy

Take it away Anita.


Whoa! That was a quick one. I didn't even get my last entry in.
here it is anyway:

Texans always do everything bigger and better.
They don't just wear budgie smugglers, they wear TURKEY SMUGGLERS!

I must go find a pic now. Unfortunately the computer with my file of reservedcaption comp pics has seized up, so I'll have to go search for a goodie.

dan berry
WA, 2562 posts
5 Jan 2010 6:19PM
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That looks like krusty's dream dinner date
ps sorry krusty for not spotting it earlier.

AusMoz
QLD, 1497 posts
5 Jan 2010 9:59PM
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I thought wild turkey was a drink!

Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
6 Jan 2010 9:37AM
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Windxtasy said...

Whoa! That was a quick one.


Geez, If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that...



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