No NO please don't send me to jail
Them crazzy-ass fellas in there be doing that "artificial insemination" to the new ones
Select to expand quoteGreenfields District Court, yesterday.
The full story:
"Daisy", a 35 year old African Fresian from Cowaramup, was pulled over for a mooving vehicle violation, and was found to be in possession of 15kg of grass, which she claimed was for personal use.
Daisy was charged with droving under the influence, and was released into the custody of farmer Barb Dwyer, and sentenced to cowmoonity service, without bale.
Daisy blames her behavior on being bullied as a child.
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adam goodes' brother had no problem with people calling him a cow
Last chance for entries.
Don't miss out or you could miss out on a free goose ride or a $1,000,000 prize or that lifetime supply of unguent of invisibility.
(all at the pleasure of the contest convener)
I think Windxtasy deserves the "free goose ride"
All 3 of the captions posted of hers made me actually LOL.
Great sense of humour.
She may not want to be the winner though when she finds out Im the goose
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Evolution
>800 000 years man invents fire learns to BBQ now has time to do cave paintings and tell stories...
>10 000 years Agriculture invented now has time to do sculptures and wear togas while talking philosophy
>50 years TV invented now has time to watch reality shows and buy "snuggies"
>10 years Internet invented now has time to buy "onsies" and download porn...
>?????
By popular acclaim and by virtue of her dazzling wit the winner is Anita.
Thanks for the giggles Anita. Keep them coming.
There would be a goose ride in it for you but I know you?ve had your fair share of those. 
I will be dispatching a flying pig laden with $1,000,000 and a fragile jar of unguent of invisibility to your address this evening. Don?t quit your job on the strength this promise. The pigs not well.
Thank you for the compliments, Guys. I had a bit of a trying day yesterday and you really lifted my spirits.
I do hope I don't look as old and haggard as the goose rider though!
I must admit the chocolate milk idea made me giggle too. What a revolting thought! I don't think I'll ever drink chocolate milk again.
I'll have to hope the pig survives the trip and doesn't absorb too much of the unguent on the way. My pig medicine is a bit rusty but it does help if one can find the patient.
Enough banter, off to search the internet for a funny pic, or at least one with limitless opportunities for captioning...
(Hopefully back soon)
