Quick lets all point at something and look busy- maybe the paparazzi won't notice our very healthy mull plants...
Okay similar to 'whistle or you lose it" this is a game Grandad Philip used to play with me as a kid at Windsor Castle. He'd grab my nuts and wouldn't let go until I touched his finger with mine.

I guess my sense of humor doesn't deal with death pain and suffering .
^^ yes you Americans can be strange like that ![]()
Once its old enough, its fair game.
His , Harry's wife is actually digging .
Okay I reckon it is between Mark_oz, Sean Hogan & Sparky but since I like a bit of black humour I have to give it to Sparky. CC479 all yours.