The medical breakthrough that enabled doctors to regrow a human nose from a Seagull was proving somewhat successful although still in its infancy...
Some people were hampered in life by the chip on their shoulder.....Melanie was hampered by the chip on her nose...
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One of the seagulls fro the movie set for 'Finding Nemo' becomes disorientated when it accidentally flies onto the set filming 'Titanic' and mistakenly thinks that her nose looks like a fish. Aussie seagulls are like that (Mine...mine...mine...mine...mine...)
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See, I told you. Scarecrows don't work on seagulls. They only work on crows.
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The World Health Organisation has warned that the 'sniffing the back of a head' strain of the bird flu virus is very quickly transmissible.
"Thought I remembered this bitch from the beach the other day, wouldnt give me a chip!!!"
Having lived with dyslexica for most his life, it wasn't the first time Jonathon had confused someone's nose for their shoulder and the mythical chip so many seagulls talk of being found there.
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Seaside holidays never went smoothly for Mr Mccain and his wife Birdseye. Wisely the kids- Chip, Potato Gem and Super Crunch -stayed below deck.
He immediately realised that Victoria was extremely gullible so he told her he was the king of the world.
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Feathers tried to warn the captain of the approaching iceberg, but ironically suffered a crippling injury when some some halfwit stood on the bow doing bird impressions.
Did you ever nose you were my hero?
And everything I would like to beak?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
For you are the whinge beneath my wings.
Ever since Dave upgraded from the dinghy, he found he could fulfill his dream of 2 birds at once.
Try as he might, but whenever he got close to a woman, Emilio just couldn't control his pecker....
When Andrea sneezed, the huge lump she ejected made it quite obvious she had bird flu..... 
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Got one! Get that pot boiling, I'll pluck it, I'm starving.
To hell with James Cameron, this is what he gets for not dealing with the Seagull and other seabird's Union!!!!!!
Somewhere in history Fabio's family had done something to incur the wrath of all birds for all time. His sister pictured here.
The job of figurehead is not all it's cracked up to be. That's why they are mostly made of wood and/or poor people.
