Hey Billy, the damned kids wore all our deck grip off.
Should be a law against that.....or would that make it a nanny state?
Goat on the left: "Verrie cheep bord - hudly bin use-ed"
Goat on the right: "Uset to belung to Salim Mahejar - must femous depooty mare in hole wurld!!!"
Yeah Daryl, If I ever catch the guy that cut our ears off and glued them to our necks goat help him.
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Yeah Daryl, If I ever catch the guy that cut our ears off and glued them to our necks goat help him.
Sorry mate. You'll need to talk a little lower
Darryl, having eaten his wetsuit, was now regretting it as sailing the cold front had left his testicles still somewhat retracted up to his neck.
Having long disposed of the vermin, "Leprachaun", the goats of Ningaloo were making their way, one by one, through the windsurfing menace...soon the place would be cleaned up, at last...
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"What's this funny looking thing?"
"Do ya reckon we can eat it?"
"It has to taste better than the footstraps and deck on that board over there..."
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Board re-gripping mistake # 13
After applying sugar to the epoxy, do not leave the board to dry in the presence of goats. They like sugar and the result could be very uneven.
Goat on the left - "Why are my lips stuck together?"
the one on the left is wasted....so is the board.
the one on the right is nuts ..he just carries them in different places.
Its actually the much rarer Bombora Capricornucopia and dates from an era when there were 2.5 times the number of sailboards to humans on the planet.
The new "Wether Cam" at Ningaloo Station provided for both windsurfer and kitesurfer fetishes alike...
(The goat on the left says in his best DeNero voice)
You want what. You want your board back huh.
Are you talking to me, are you talking to me. Are you talking to me!
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The old goats would remember Bombora.
Yeah, but the kids sure wouldn't.
Billy and Buck loved reading the seabreeze.com.au forums. They would stare into the screen for hours on end.
If only they had opposable thumbs rather than cloven hooves they might be able to log in and correct somebody's grammar.
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We distinctly told him "a Goat Boat" and what did he turn up with?
And the winner is ....^^^
Many clever replies ; Windxtasy, Markie, to name just a couple.
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We distinctly told him "a Goat Boat" and what did he turn up with?
And the winner is ....^^^
Many clever replies ; Windxtasy, Markie, to name just a couple.
Oh righto! That was quick. 
I'll get on it right away.
