Accessorising the American way.... and was this photo taken in Spa?
Not really a caption~
Mixed messages.
Gotta love the peace sign right next to the rifle loaded with an illegal magazine. Magazines that hold more than 10 rounds are illegal in the U.S., that looks like it holds about 40. But at least it's pink, she must be supporting national breast cancer awareness, pink being the color for that. Interesting use of symbolism there.
Not really a caption~
Mixed messages.
Gotta love the peace sign right next to the rifle loaded with an illegal magazine. Magazines that hold more than 10 rounds are illegal in the U.S., that looks like it holds about 40. But at least it's pink, she must be supporting national breast cancer awareness, pink being the color for that. Interesting use of symbolism there.
Not correct, only illegal in a few states.
"....well honey, next time you tell me to 'tidy my rug, grab that pink thing you keep in the top drawer, and meet me in the spa'......you might want to be a little more specific"??
Entry # 101, NRA mail order bride catalog.
Proven breeding potential, own sight hound, color coded rifle so she won't be borrowing yours.
Comes with bonus portable luxury spa - hide.
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Home defence
First I'll throw the baby at you
Then I'll set the dog on you
If that don't work then I'll open up on you with my little friend here
and if all that fails
Then I'll flash my tit with a tattoo of a naked Donald Trump on it
What kind of dog is that?
Its a Borzoi
Thank goodness for that. I thought it was a real-life Womble.
Y' got yer anti-commie can't-sneak-up-on-me bath mirrors, yer military issue bath soap, yer American sized tap handle, yer gold plated we-ain't-trailer-trash magazine, yer you-was-shot-by-a-woman gun, yer Rusky guard poodle, yer....
Hang on a minute! - you mean the dog is a Rusky?!
Meet Oscar Pistorius's new family
This is how they go to the bathroom
SupsailDave is the winner. Let's see how distasteful you can get Dave.