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Don't worry about it son - if it's trying to mate you, it's not eating you.
Jbshack, inspired by Caitlyn Jenner, tries his luck as a shark.
"Goodbye old life. Tell mum I'm sorry but it just had to be."
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Have fun with this one
Im not going back in the water until you promise me Mick isn't going to hit me again.
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Have fun with this one
That's nice sweetie-pie. Now why don't you run along and bite some legs and let mummy and daddy play with the rubber rings?
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Sorry mate, only the orange rubber ring is allowed for the shark gps comp, and as for the watermelon it needs to be worn on the head !
In 1982 Neil showed his mum and dad his idea for the 2024 Olympic windsurf class.
They may have mocked him then, but fast-forward to 2016 and who is laughing now ?
At the "beach with NO sand", on the "bay with NO fish", the "shark with NO body" pleads for some FOOD!!!
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"I don't care if it was an Orca - go & get the other half of that suit back!"
“Back home, we get a taxidermy man, he’s gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him!
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"Now go fetch the other one! And try swimming' on your back this time!"
Jack thought family holidays couldn't get any worse until his father told him they were going to learn how to kite surf next year
Fred and Betty employed the shark decoy to keep the crowds away from their lovely beach with all its wonderful rocks and 2deg C grey water.
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Darwinism, evolution of the species to gain access to the favored food source.
Select to expand quotehardpole said..Windxtasy said..
Have fun with this one
Im not going back in the water until you promise me Mick isn't going to hit me again.
Ran out of green thumbs..
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We need to reclaim "The Pond" for windsurfers, so go there and swim a couple of laps and when all the kiters have evacuated you can come and join us for a sail
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Man floating in shark suit is cut in two by a windsurfer travelling in excess of 35 knots.
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....eventually the greens won and everyone was barred from entering the water or eating fish or harming sharks....beach Mardi Gras became popular....lol
The lesser known "Meme Shark" ....not particularly dangerous but quite annoying....his was a tale that grew with the telling..
