I know I have to take a penalty shot...but for feck-sake man - it was a $9.00 titleist ball - and I'm not just leaving it here!
After heated debate on an Australian water lovers forum, "independent" testing on shark deterrent devices was finally underway....
Man in the dike sees a dyke on a bike, man on the corner sees writing on the wall, men passing see another bleeding Toyota, I see writing calling my name, you see it all.
The man from Atlantis* finally got the opportunity to slip the police.
*substitute with Aquaman for those born after 1980
"I'm sorry officer. It started out as an extended p!ss but I had to back one out as well!"
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Just one of those situations.
What?? really officer I'm just digging a more accessible speed sailing channel
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These Mumbai hot springs aren't quite as nice as the Rotorua ones!
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Newly covereted Lotofwind was keen to try his 'still talking out of my ass' windsurf equipment.
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Just one of those situations.
Watch Out For That First step, It’s a Doozy! ('Groundhog Day' )
Select to expand quote1. Someone nicked all my clothes !
2. No didn't see any stolen red board......
