Trev was always a bit retro and hadn't yet switched to the new tubeless technology
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Hey sboardcrazy, I can see your house from here!
Seabreeze forums finally gave Reynold his eureka moment.
For although he had known for a while that to go fast you needed a composite polished outer and matte inner to create a toroidal vortex producing lift with no drag, it was only the seabreeze-illuminati that made him realise black was faster than red.
Mouth guard... Checked.
Budgie smuggler ... Checked
Air pressure ... Checked
Ball guard ... Oh my God !!!!
Select to expand quotealbers said..sboardcrazy said..
Hey sboardcrazy, I can see your house from here!
Must be a BIG wave..
Doctor GroinMann: "Mr. Butt, you suffer from an unusually brutal blow to your lower region. Your have bruised upper thighs, massive loss of skin on your behinds, and worse of all, badly swollen testicles ! Are you a rodeo rider by any chance ?"
Mr. Butt: "No doctor. I am a Tube Rider."
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Kiter Kev's hemorrhoid cushion came in handy in the big stuff...
This is the first ever CC that Kiter Kev has received not even one green thumb ! Must be lots of hemorrhoid sufferers out there using their red thumbs. (not just to apply anusol ).....
And the winner is Terminal with his 77 remedies for constipation...
.runners up Gestalt with his 2 rings and Sausage with his "knarly day must have been a 45psi.."
Go to it Terminal.
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And the winner is Terminal with his 77 remedies for constipation...
.runners up Gestalt with his 2 rings and Sausage with his "knarly day must have been a 45psi.."
Go to it Terminal.
Thanks Sue, I'll see what weird corners of the internet are still unexplored.
