
1. High five the diver to check if he's wearing chain mesh gloves.
2. Take any free food on offer.
3. When the food stops - take the hand.
Little Johnny Shark graduated top of his class...
Here he is demonstrating shark school lesson 101
"Lull them into a false sense of security,
.....so more will come down"

I'm the apex predator of the ocean. I scare people and take anything I want.
You're a lawyer??
Whoa man, that's brutal. Hi five!

cant believe how dumb these creatures are..we eat them and then they get 6000 of them down to protest against them killing us..you're a special breed of creature arent you huddy,..high 5 for stupidity!!
Hey honey, you won't believe it but I saw a shark when I was out diving today.
Bull ?
No, its true, I even got a photo to prove it
Bit of a one shark race this time.
-Can't argue with the thumbs!
Windxtasy got in early with her double ontond, entondra, enteundr...
...with her very clever joke,
"Shark Tagging. You're it!."
Very good.
Over to you (again)