It was a hard life for Neandethal women, as if it wasn't bad enough being clubbed on the head and dragged into the cave at night, but to just try and relax on the beach by day with Neandethal yobos always yelling "hey djork, show us yer map of Gondwanaland..."
flashback to decrepits 70's photo album........"well darl if you aren't going to shave again, neither am i!" 
I was a rebel from the day i left school
Grew my hair long and broke all the rules
I'd sit and listen to my records all day
With big ambitions of where i could play
My parents taught me what life was about
So i grew up the type they warned me about
They said my friends were just an unruly mob
And i should get a haircut and get a real job
Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
Get it together like your big brother bob
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job
I even tried that 9 to 5 scene
I told myself that it was all a bad dream
I found a band and some good songs to play
And now I party all night, I sleep all day
Get a real job, why don't you get a real job
Get a real job, why don't you get a real job
I hit the big time with my rock 'n' roll band
The future's brighter now than I'd ever planned
I'm ten times richer than my big brother bob
And he, he's got a haircut he's got a real job
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job...
Some very creative captions there guys,
I really liked Elmos "Brazillians are soooo last year" (If only!),
and Albers "The Greens' modelling of the reforestation of Tasmania was proving successful",
but the one that made me (and my husband) laugh the most was lotofwind's "Show us ya map of,,,umm,errrr,,,Russia???"
So I declare lotofwind the winner!
(even though he's a kiter)
