After leading the Israelites out of Egypt, Moses found time to take up windsurfing
Wifey: "Why can't you take up fishing like normal people?"
Husband: "I've tried; there's no fish"
Gsp speed fin speed
5 knots bruising
10 knots scaling
20 knot cutting up bait .
30 knots mincing .
i don't know where catapulting fits in .
After Jetlag's unsuccessful weed fins, he was most pleased with the new fish-nose design
Gotta hand it to Sausage. The double whammy of a shocking "Dad" pun followed up with a biblical concoction.
Well played, over to you Brian !! 
Cheers Jetlag albeit the pressure of finding a funny and relatable photo is the con of having the honour ;-)
Select to expand quoteSparky said..
Only when he saw this aerial view did Shifu realise why his fin smelt of fish.
Select to expand quotesausage said..
Cheers Jetlag albeit the pressure of finding a funny and relatable photo is the con of having the honour ;-)
It's a responsible job not to be trusted to any old semi-literate dill.
