"Hmm Ms Corby, it seems that after 12 years in storage, your boogie board has gone to pot..."
So Shapelle, as a parting gift on behalf of the Indonesian authorities, we've packed some earphones for your trip home. We'll miss you
Its just one of those typical seabreeze photos of someone's board. Then some smart arsse comments on the quality of the grass in the background.
It says: "This entitles the bearer to a 20 year visa for Bali, accommodation provided".
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I reckon you'll need at least a 50 degree weed fin to get through that Sir.
Or a big appetite 
"Yes Miss Corby, I can understand that you hadn't noticed something else was slipped in with the boogie board."
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"I am totally shocked..... no idea they made zip lock bags this big."
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"I am totally shocked..... no idea they made zip lock bags this big."
It's not, it's a vacuum storage bag.
"How many times have I told you Mr. Wong, don't buy brand 'X' vacuum bags, look here another one has died, go out and bury this cheap piece of crap, it's stinking up the place!"
yes sir, with the current tides and winds it will arrive high and dry in N. America just in time for legalisation and pardon the pun
The new Haish boogie boards use natural hemp fibers instead of dangerous toxic chemical plastic compounds.
This looks like good sheet cheech ...it's gonna be a shame to burn it .
what is it ?
noosa heads of course .
hey Chong ,pass the bong ..the drug machines broken
I gotta test it manually .
No I swear google translate Finnish/English said I was ordering order a heap of weed fins...
I have weeded out a winner. Tying together a whole pile of drugs with a windsurf forum. With a 50 degree rake on his weed fin, I give it to Jetlag.
Select to expand quoteSparky said..
You forgot your boogie board. no problem popped it in the post for you.
