"Good God... scones with bacon and maple syrup! Jeeves, take the corgis and ready the jet. I won't spend another minute with these American heathens".
Ten dollars for a hotdog ? That's ridiculous !....They have cheese and relish Ma am.
...and the Andrew said he wanted the State to pay for Beatrice and Eugenie. Can you imagine!?
'Yes indeed Ma'am, it has been a very busy morning of meeting and greeting all those commoners'
'But after tea you will be able to relax as the next official engagement is an hour of watching the kitesurfers'
'Excuse me your Majesty, N1GEL has arrived, set up the projector and is ready to commence his Powerpoint presentation on his thought process in determining the winner of Caption Comp #428'
May we present the nominee for a dual OA and OBE, all the way from the far corner of the colonies .................. Laurie
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No, Ma'am he is a bit like Madonna or Prince, it is just ..... Laurie
"I told Chuckie I would rule till I'm one hundred and eighty...
and he be like..."
Good golly gosh. I haven't seen buns that firm since the plumber bent over to fix my pipes.
"Donald, you may think you are a celebrity...but you most certainly can not grab me there..."
"oh good gracious, after that dodgy Indian lunch function I think one's just suffered an early BREXIT of one's own..."
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The Queen receives confirmation from a second DNA test proving that Charles really is the father of Will and Harry
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This acid trip has just kicked in ...
There is no way I could eat anything right now 
Select to expand quoteImax1 said..Tardy said..
This acid trip has just kicked in ...
There is no way I could eat anything right now
Those scones are crying
Select to expand quoteImax1 said..Imax1 said..Tardy said..
This acid trip has just kicked in ...
There is no way I could eat anything right now
Those scones are crying
**** it's bright right now !
after a Sherry or two, HRH loved to recount the story of her honeymoon and the moment she learnt of Philip's heritage...
