Sailboard Underwater Escape Training ("SUET") business for sale - capitalise on the Nanny State's new requirements for annual training by all sailboarders and skitesurfers to undergo SUET training. No capital outlay. Just dig a deep hole in your front yard, fill it full of water, grab a fake wishbone and place your ad on Seabreeze. Vendor Finance available from the Nanny State. No life jackets required (for now). Sailboarders must be able to stay under with their 1980-era jeans on. Skitesurfers must wear their new age skirts. Raceboarders exempt. Act now before the fun police enforce lifejacket usage - demand will skyrocket.
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Yeah looks like 3/4" but I can't really see it that well, glub glub glub
He was going to siphon the water out of the hole so he could fix his broken sprinkler pipe, but got pulled in by a gator.
No CAD was used in design and development of Mistral's Slalom 91 at Slowies place.
Ps if you want to sell your M91, please pm me.
After much deliberation between a few really funny and clever posts, I've decided on a winner.
I would like to thank everyone for participating. It was great to see lots of people bringing current SB events into the humor... gold. I liked the one about SailQuick and the new gps watch.
And, Waterloo was quick off the mark with his remark that left me in stitches, but unfortunately it didn't quite make the cut.
Then there was IMAX's comment about the dude being dead. I doubted myself for a moment there, but then came the classic comment about bubbles... very clever. However, I suspect there may have been some collusion with PhillSWR.
I think we could all relate to Dave's post, but not sure empathy got you over the line there mate. Nice try though.
KA43's post had me gagging and laughing at the same time.
But the winner, who had me (and the wife) cracking up the most, was... drum roll...
Albers, with "N1GEL's verbal diarrhoea finally caught up with him".
Congrats Albers. I'm passing my dirty driving boot over to you for a good skull of bubbly. Enjoy your skillful win, mate.
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After much deliberation between a few really funny and clever posts, I've decided on a winner.
I would like to thank everyone for participating. It was great to see lots of people bringing current SB events into the humor... gold. I liked the one about SailQuick and the new gps watch.
And, Waterloo was quick off the mark with his remark that left me in stitches, but unfortunately it didn't quite make the cut.
Then there was IMAX's comment about the dude being dead. I doubted myself for a moment there, but then came the classic comment about bubbles... very clever. However, I suspect there may have been some collusion with PhillSWR.
I think we could all relate to Dave's post, but not sure empathy got you over the line there mate. Nice try though.
KA43's post had me gagging and laughing at the same time.
But the winner, who had me (and the wife) cracking up the most, was... drum roll...
Albers, with "N1GEL's verbal diarrhoea finally caught up with him".
Congrats Albers. I'm passing my dirty driving boot over to you for a good skull of bubbly. Enjoy your skillful win, mate.
Thanks N1GEL
Maybe the key to life is "less is more"
Cheers!
wife calls from front door - "careful sweetie, remember new zealanders have moved in across the road"
