Clinton and Bush both got caught out with a BJ but at least one got the right kinda bird.....
And then from Laura "I said stuff the Turkey you dick, not stuff the turkey with your dick"
They say turkeys don't vote for Christmas, but I reckon this one's found himself a hanging chad.
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That's just foul.
I think you mean "that's just fowl"
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Ha, Birds of a feather...............................................flock together
Hey guys,.. make sure this turkey doesn't get the chop at Christmas,.. do you hear me?
Grandad turkey always said, "If in trouble, go bush", so after losing some tail feathers I went for the bush, but all I found was a gun and tur key to the white house.
Bush : 'I feel a bit of a turkey'
Turkey : 'Think yourself lucky, I feel a bit of a dick'
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All cruel and unusual procedures used by the CIA were first tested and endorsed by those at the very top.
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Well that's an interesting feeling, no teeth to worry about but the beak isn't exactly smooth sailing either...
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"waiter, my friends will go the right wing, but i would prefer the parsons nose!"
I'll go with the most popular vote, DavMen.
So over to you for the next instalment of the ongoing saga known as "the Caption Comp"
Cheers
Obama , said the saved thanksgiving turkey.
