Select to expand quotelotofwind said..
"Markie, don't leave now. You'll spoil the Conga-line."
Select to expand quoteBeaglebuddy said...
Hmmm...
Meanwhile at the tasmanian farmers festival
"Not now daddy i'm busy!!!"
Maybe she is a professional pole dancer who likes using poledancers as her pole??? lol
The seabreeze red thumb prude was photographed in a compromising position. He later was quoted as saying that it was a Kiters only event and was trying to forcefully remove the windsurfer from the party.
Select to expand quoteBeaglebuddy said..
Hmmm...
She didn't get the message that it was a "red shoulder" party and therefore the forfeit had to be paid.
Ohhh nooo - it was face-palm time for Jordan when she realised she had just gyrated up to Lotofwind.
'Who let Lotofwind into the Windsurfer's Christmas Ball ?' she asked
'How do you know it is Lotofwind ?' everyone replied
'5 minutes of grinding and no pole' Jordan bemoaned
At which point all the good looking young fellas made a hasty rush for the exit.
Never again will I Chaperone for the grandkids at the school formal
The magistrate won't let me
