Mr Elephant had a philosophical issue with being branded by the Islamic State Caliphate ("ISC") in the Syrian National Wildlife Park.
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"teach you not to graffitti on my f$#@'n arse while I'm sleeping!!"
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When storing sails, ventilation is important. First shake the sails to remove excess water and then leave the windows slightly ajar. A medium-size Indian elephant is ideal.
I don't do early mornings so get that !@@#!! camera out of my sight!!
( PS - reminds me of how I used to feel at 6am starts ( 4am getup) as a postie.. everyone else could drink coffee to get going but I couldn't ( health stuff)..
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although everyone agreed there was a problem, no-one wanted to acknowledge the elephant at the door.
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We all get a bit tetchy when there has been no wind for a while...
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Elephants are short sighted. Don't drive a grey van through a game park. You may be mistaken for a rival.
Select to expand quotewave knave said..PhilSWR said..
although everyone agreed there was a problem, no-one wanted to acknowledge the elephant at the door.
Wrapping it up. I like Wave Knave's entry. Reminds me of something Gary Larson would come up with. So over to you mate
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