"In the 70s it was Bob, Carol, Ted and Alice"
Now, its
"Bawb, Karell, Tead and Aleace"
Rarrbert, Keersten, Tard and Alicishiyana
The new adults only Wiggles - wake up Jeff (I'm horny) and other hits like Hot salami. Captain feathersword isn't a pirate in this version either.
Boys - "waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........"
Girls - "why are they mixing pink and yellow?, don't you think this would look nicer with a silk throw draped sideways across the corner?, the neutral colour of this sheet doesn't really set off the style in the rest of the room I think it would be much better with a number 346 from Laura Ashley, I wonder what Myer have out for next spring?......"
'Have you hit the jackpot and got a poley like me ?'
'Nah - I think mine's a kiter, and I don't think this strut will ever be inflated'
Pink "I've got 3 fingers worth of hard."
Blue "I think I've been pumping one of his balls for the last 5 minutes."
As he sprung out from under the covers and flicked on the light, Lotofwind couldn't help but marvel at the shear genius of his own cunning plan.
"off ya pop ladies, thanks for luring him back to me pad!
ya cheque's in the mail....
.... I can take it from here....
...right Marky Oz!!"
Well I was going to post something about the girls getting a ride on a very different woody to what they had expected, but in light of lotofwind's entry, I won't even bother.
^^^ at least that would have been original. One trick pony with "sticking the finger here" as per many other entries. Yawn.
Thanks for the entries.
...and the winner is Mr Lotofwind, for this offering....
-despite some of the poorest photo shop and caption bubble skills we've ever seen, it gave me a chuckle and the Breezers liked it too.
Over to you Lotofwind.