Select to expand quoteka43 said..
Bloody Brazilian chainsaw........I knew I should have bought Japanese!
Kev knew that only two small things were stopping him from becoming a real kiter.
But now he had found a solution.
Sergey's literal grasp of the English language was to be his downfall...
"Cock the ignition switch" it says
"pull the starter chord" it says...
Select to expand quoteka43 said..
A pictorial representation of how it feels to read Heavy Weather.
"If you want to make the big time in rodeo you have to ride chainsaw" they said.
Yippee Ki-yay
First, dress like a tree.
Second, decide that you need pruning.
Third, start with the skinny little branch and acorns.
Rod Stewart's retard uncle was the influence for his hit 'the first cut is the deepest'
Why is it that kiter jokes rank so high ?
Cos they deserve it.
Boom , right there !
Dont get me started.
I don't know what it is ,
Push bike riders of the water ?
Mabee that's a bit harsh of me
Sorry about that.
My notice of this is the kiters that I connect with are sailers that have converted. I also am curious about kiting ( and foiling ).
Otherwise I get a feeling of , I kite I am awesome !
Probably just me and my fellow mates.
Am I missing something ?
Joining the Israeli SAS as an outsider was tough, but the self-circumcision initiation ritual was even tougher....
Select to expand quoteImax1 said..
Mabee that's a bit harsh of me
Sorry about that.
My notice of this is the kiters that I connect with are sailers that have converted. I also am curious about kiting ( and foiling ).
Otherwise I get a feeling of , I kite I am awesome !
Probably just me and my fellow mates.
Am I missing something ?
What's the frequency Kenneth?
Select to expand quotegreenleader said...
You bought the wrong chainsaw! 
Gearing up for the Surf FX Christmas party again Greeny?
This was obviously a crap picture so to put us all out of our misery Ill call it now.
Mastbender, over to you. I like that comment.
