The $100 TATTOO
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> Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda,
> says, 'Where in the hell have you been'?
> Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo'.
> A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
> I got 2 x $50 notes on my penis,' he said proudly.
> 'What the hell were you thinking'? she said, shaking her
> head in disdain.
> 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred
> dollars tattooed on his privates?'
> 'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
> Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
> Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
> And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
> right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want'.
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> Larry is recovering in ward 23.
