Select to expand quoteMahanumah said..vanders1 said..Macaha said..
I live a sheltered life,never heard of him or AFL for that matter
+1, please explain AFL?
Also known as Aerial Ping Pong.
Basically you get two teams of nuffies trying to get a ball through big sticks at either end of the paddock while a bunch of bloated know all has beens take up good music space on the radio while they masturbate each other and call it commentating.
Yeah I'm from Vicco and I don't think much of the game... :)
What is a "nuffie"
Select to expand quotesmicko said..
Ruling came through yesterday, it seems the Turnips' performance on the stand was adequate. Got everything we asked for and then some. Picked up the lad this arvo, now have to get all the school stuff sorted before Monday. Ten years plus of frustration over. Woooot woot!!
Stoked bro nice work!
Well ..... dusting this caper off for another instalment ..........
This week features Mister James Gay Boulevarde Hird ....... "coach" of Essendon FC in the , some may say , poooooof league ......
This flagellator organises doping , misleads young kids & their families , denies wrongdoing , denies responsibility , puts his missus in the firing line not to mention his mates , then goes to court despite all advice to fight whatever it is that flea egg sized brain has somehow concluded that .................. buuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrp 
..... must be fought .... loses that and still says he's fit to lead a national sporting club with millions of kids at home watching
Fark me Rhone ..... you sodding Turnip Hird
Late Edit ...... oh and for fark sakes man >>>>> get rid of that arse pirate pillow biting Shirt lifter's haircut you idiot 
hahaha mmmmmm it's all that little Indo fella's fault I'm still in love with Miss Shveden Body Paint de daa boten hoten 
I would like to nominate myself for the TURNIP OF THE WEEK AWARD.
The other day I posted a negative comment re The Noosa Festival of Surfing being 8 days of wank in some peoples opinion.
I should have kept my opinions and biases to myself. Lots of people enjoy this event and think it is cool. Just cause I have a negative feeling doesn't mean I should put it out there for everyone to see.
Therefore I am TURNIP OF THE WEEK
Cheers
ET.
Select to expand quoteE T said..
I would like to nominate myself for the TURNIP OF THE WEEK AWARD.
The other day I posted a negative comment re The Noosa Festival of Surfing being 8 days of wank in some peoples opinion.
I should have kept my opinions and biases to myself. Lots of people enjoy this event and think it is cool. Just cause I have a negative feeling doesn't mean I should put it out there for everyone to see.
Therefore I am TURNIP OF THE WEEK
Cheers
ET.
Not at all mate its a forum,even called a longboard forum thats full of other sh-t Freedom of speech mate say it as it is
its a great event imo,don't expect to get many waves I was out first and last light for a total of six waves per day,but hey I
was there for the event not to surf
Select to expand quoteMacaha said..E T said..
I would like to nominate myself for the TURNIP OF THE WEEK AWARD.
The other day I posted a negative comment re The Noosa Festival of Surfing being 8 days of wank in some peoples opinion.
I should have kept my opinions and biases to myself. Lots of people enjoy this event and think it is cool. Just cause I have a negative feeling doesn't mean I should put it out there for everyone to see.
Therefore I am TURNIP OF THE WEEK
Cheers
ET.
Not at all mate its a forum,even called a longboard forum thats full of other sh-t Freedom of speech mate say it as it is
its a great event imo,don't expect to get many waves I was out first and last light for a total of six waves per day,but hey I
was there for the event not to surf
I agree..
.you deserved the turnip of the week award, possibly the year for your comment about you would kill a dog if it sh1t in your car though.
in saying that ,I would still have way more awards than you for my dumb arsed posts
I'd have to nominate our PM Toned Abs for his Monday comment " good governance starts today " 
Tommorow is a new week but I'm tipping he'll be right back in there with another clanger.
Dusted off for a unique sad vegetable of a thing ....
Goes to the one & only ex-AFL oxygen thief Ben Cousins
Caught last week pissy driving , refused to pull over after being told to stop driving - kept driving for around 10 klms before jumping out the car & attempting to flee
Then late last night gets nabbed inside the prohibited area at the Swanbourne SAS HQ
You have just been awarded the Turnip of the Week award .... you farken idiot waste of space Turnip
Stu - whose general contributions are normally anything but positive does it again
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Surfing/Shortboards/First-Kelly-and-now-Occy/
Select to expand quotesurfbroker said..
Geez..is that Occy..sad sight to see....and with a SUP o top it orf..F**k
i would say over half the peeps that post here have tried SUP.
i don't know why people knock SUP until they try it.
then again i would never wear Lycra bike shorts.
Select to expand quoteTed the Kiwi said..
Stu - whose general contributions are normally anything but positive does it again
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Surfing/Shortboards/First-Kelly-and-now-Occy/
all gone Ted.
Select to expand quoteCobra said..surfbroker said..
Geez..is that Occy..sad sight to see....and with a SUP o top it orf..F**k
i would say over half the peeps that post here have tried SUP.
i don't know why people knock SUP until they try it.
then again i would never wear Lycra bike shorts.
Its like prison love bro...everyone does it but no one talks about it afterwards
Select to expand quoteCobra said..surfbroker said..
Geez..is that Occy..sad sight to see....and with a SUP o top it orf..F**k
i would say over half the peeps that post here have tried SUP.
i don't know why people knock SUP until they try it.
then again i would never wear Lycra bike shorts.
My 666 is just a big longboard. Still surfing to me.
Select to expand quoteTux said...Cobra said..surfbroker said..
Geez..is that Occy..sad sight to see....and with a SUP o top it orf..F**k
i would say over half the peeps that post here have tried SUP.
i don't know why people knock SUP until they try it.
then again i would never wear Lycra bike shorts.
Its like prison love bro...everyone does it but no one talks about it afterwards
That is the funniest comment I have read all year tux
Select to expand quotewavelength said..
The guy who lets go of his board...
Yep, thats Tassie on the points...
I linked the full version in the Tassie points thread
that's how I got the massive fin chop through my board...minus the tube still I could not believe it...****ing ignoramuses
Select to expand quotewavelength said...
Soz for the repeat. Still, he IS a turnip.
Totally, there's always a few first class idiots on Mays and 7 mile point. Apparently 7 mile had about 60 on it this morning, craziness
Select to expand quotewavelength said...
Soz for the repeat. Still, he IS a turnip.
Wow what a plonker - maybe Turnip is not a strong enough word to use for this one. Hope the bloke was ok
WTF was that all about he didn't even really need to duck dive...how the **** did he loose his board
Select to expand quoteTux said..
WTF was that all about he didn't even really need to duck dive...how the **** did he loose his board
My call Tux, he meant it.
Dickhead for letting go of his board.
But why is no one commenting about the bloke who copped it burning the guy who slotted at the start. Karma is a mother****er sometimes...
Select to expand quoteCobra said..Tux said..
WTF was that all about he didn't even really need to duck dive...how the **** did he loose his board
My call Tux, he meant it.
Yeah thats what it looked like to me as well bro
Select to expand quoteSP said...
Dickhead for letting go of his board.
But why is no one commenting about the bloke who copped it burning the guy who slotted at the start. Karma is a mother****er sometimes...
Hard to see on my phone but did that bloke fall off and that's why he went?
