I found this hipster trap, specifically for NY city.
The comment reads
"Modified animal traps placed around New York City will help protect friendly neighborhoods from dangerous infestation of hipsters.
Hipster Trap with Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR) beer can, Holga camera, ironic green sunglasses, American Spirits cigarettes, and yellow fixie bike chain
We have the occasional infestation of hipsters out in the surf and it got me thinking, what could we bait a surfing hipster trap with
All I can think of is a Gato heroi board, and maybe throw in the hipster chick who once made a coffee for me an Vanders down at Manly in "The Shop Next Door". Fark knows she's no good at making coffee so she may be some use in the trap 
there wouldn't be enough traps for between here and byron.
culling be helicopter and sharp shooters is the only way.
anyone in a beaver tail wettie or wearing a unbuttoned collared short sleeve shirt while surfing is fair game.
chicks with those leg and half butt showing wet suits excepted
and people thought cane toads were a problem
Select to expand quoteobct said..
I found this hipster trap, specifically for NY city.
The comment reads
"Modified animal traps placed around New York City will help protect friendly neighborhoods from dangerous infestation of hipsters.
Hipster Trap with Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR) beer can, Holga camera, ironic green sunglasses, American Spirits cigarettes, and yellow fixie bike chain
We have the occasional infestation of hipsters out in the surf and it got me thinking, what could we bait a surfing hipster trap with
All I can think of is a Gato heroi board, and maybe throw in the hipster chick who once made a coffee for me an Vanders down at Manly in "The Shop Next Door". Fark knows she's no good at making coffee so she may be some use in the trap
Nah it's a hoax Brother Obs 
....... you see if it were your classic kosher Metrosexual trap , it would contain a medium Soy latte in some Poohfter cup with a Gluten-free bicky on top
Select to expand quoteMacaha said...
One of your best LL
The over the shoulder man satchel is honey to the hipster
The irony is that hipster trap image is years old and is now so out of date it's rather uncool!
Or if we wait awhile it'll go full circle and become relevant again.
so, in theory, you can be cool or uncool bagging hipsters- depending on the cool/uncool cycle.
none of you/me/us guys are cool any way so carry on regardless i say
Oh come on lads its not what you ride but how you ride it.
Some beard grooming products...if you go to all that trouble to grow a big beard at least have the decency to let the poor bastard run wild
Easy OB, just put a small sign up that says, Free Kombi with a VW key in the trap.
