As you may have gathered I'm really not the traditional type and in the world of an agnostic party hound, the best thing about xmas is the extra days off and fantastic booze specials...
So Happy Festivus MOFO's!!! The non religious and non commercial and vastly more realistic replacement for family Xmas celebration in the modern age. Instead rip em up in "The Airing of Grievances" and "The Feats of Strength", think Chili (my daughter) might even beat me this year with my crook back...
"Lets Rumble!!! George, Stop crying and fight your father" 
. Enjoy Breezers, Enjoy
And check this, I challenge you not to laugh... 
www.boredpanda.com/dog-costume-holiday-card-peter-thorpe/
