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Golf Sayings - for a laugh...

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Created by Simondo > 9 months ago, 3 Jul 2017
Simondo
VIC, 8024 posts
3 Jul 2017 7:51PM
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I think most of you (who clicked here) will have a laugh...

Snowman - 8 on a hole... Snowman.

Military Golf - Left Right, Left Right ...

Cuba - (missed the putt by 1 inch) Needs another revolution!

Hitler - 2 shots in a Bunker

Bin Laden - hiding in a Bunker

Harold Holt - Lost in the water

MH370 - Everyone saw it take off, nobody saw it land! (Cruel, but kinda funny!)

Pizza - 8 or more slices in a round

Cathy Freeman - ugly, but it runs fast and a fair way

obct
NSW, 3487 posts
3 Jul 2017 8:24PM
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A peter Brock - Dead behind a tree.

thePup
13831 posts
3 Jul 2017 6:34PM
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Pam Anderson - balls lodged deeeeeeeep in the rough

thePup
13831 posts
3 Jul 2017 6:35PM
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Kim Kardashian - all arse & no class

Cobra
9106 posts
4 Jul 2017 8:17AM
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A shot that runs along the ground maybe even runs through a bunker
then rests next to the hole is called.


A Sister shot.

its like Farking your sister you're up there but your not proud

Cobra
9106 posts
4 Jul 2017 8:22AM
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I've always called Bunkers... Lebanese lawn.

Macaha
QLD, 21976 posts
4 Jul 2017 11:08AM
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Cobra said..
A shot that runs along the ground maybe even runs through a bunker
then rests next to the hole is called.


A Sister shot.

its like Farking your sister you're up there but your not proud



everything about that post is wrong

Cobra
9106 posts
4 Jul 2017 12:57PM
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Macaha said..

Cobra said..
A shot that runs along the ground maybe even runs through a bunker
then rests next to the hole is called.


A Sister shot.

its like Farking your sister you're up there but your not proud




everything about that post is wrong


Never heard that saying

Macaha
QLD, 21976 posts
4 Jul 2017 3:34PM
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thePup
13831 posts
4 Jul 2017 1:48PM
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Al G
NSW, 7703 posts
4 Jul 2017 4:12PM
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The Taint shot....
I was playing with this woman and she got hit between the first and second hole,did'nt leave a lot of room for a band aid!..

obct
NSW, 3487 posts
4 Jul 2017 4:28PM
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I thought that bit between the fark ol and the muck ol was called the "fact'

and if you break that you're farked, and that's a fact

Al G
NSW, 7703 posts
4 Jul 2017 4:37PM
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obct said..
I thought that bit between the fark ol and the muck ol was called the "fact'

and if you break that you're farked, and that's a fact


hahaha,Nah it's called the "taint" because it taint the fark ol and it taint the muck ol,that's a fact

obct
NSW, 3487 posts
4 Jul 2017 6:36PM
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No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"

Al G
NSW, 7703 posts
4 Jul 2017 8:08PM
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Cobra
9106 posts
4 Jul 2017 7:45PM
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I always clean my balls between the 1st & 2nd hole.

Cobra
9106 posts
4 Jul 2017 7:55PM
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Al G
NSW, 7703 posts
5 Jul 2017 4:40PM
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Cobra said..
I always clean my balls between the 1st & 2nd hole.


Al G
NSW, 7703 posts
5 Jul 2017 4:42PM
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The putt at pussy shot...

Simondo
VIC, 8024 posts
5 Jul 2017 4:49PM
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Too funny guys!

GWatto
QLD, 394 posts
5 Jul 2017 7:09PM
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Been putting like a gynaecologist nurse, shaving the hole all day

Not even Lassie would find that if it were wrapped in bacon

Cobra
9106 posts
6 Jul 2017 10:36AM
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beachandbush
NSW, 414 posts
8 Jul 2017 6:09AM
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My missus said that if she grew some grass would I play around with her hole.

obct
NSW, 3487 posts
9 Jul 2017 12:27PM
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obct said..
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"



you know Al, we may both be wrong, yesterday i heard that the correct term for a perineum was a "James May".

But I cant understand why




chrispy
WA, 9675 posts
9 Jul 2017 10:50AM
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obct said..

obct said..
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"




you know Al, we may both be wrong, yesterday i heard that the correct term for a perineum was a "James May".

But I cant understand why





Al G
NSW, 7703 posts
9 Jul 2017 3:07PM
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chrispy said..


obct said..



obct said..
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"






you know Al, we may both be wrong, yesterday i heard that the correct term for a perineum was a "James May".

But I cant understand why









hahaha Ob,I think you got that one right

Cobra
9106 posts
10 Jul 2017 12:05PM
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Al G said..

chrispy said..



obct said..




obct said..
No, I'm still convinced it's "the fact" I even have a legal precedent for it.

For anyone who enjoys playing the back 9, it's called, "an accessory after the fact?"







you know Al, we may both be wrong, yesterday i heard that the correct term for a perineum was a "James May".

But I cant understand why











hahaha Ob,I think you got that one right


That's gold

S018
SA, 338 posts
11 Jul 2017 5:41PM
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Fish
F**k it's still here........
an air shot.

Simondo
VIC, 8024 posts
19 Jul 2017 10:28AM
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Good news, Big John Daly is playing at The Open Championship (British Open)... !!

Starts on Thursday morning, local time. Aust Eastern Time: Daly tees off at just before 9pm Thursday night, I think...

Simondo
VIC, 8024 posts
24 Jul 2017 2:54PM
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I'm sorry guys, but I'm still in grips of Golf addiction. If anything, it has become slightly worse, as the progression continues!

Better than an ice addiction I suppose!! LoL!



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