I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?
Yes. If you read the fine print, you are required to surf 6 hours per day, seven days per week for twenty years and they guarantee improvement in your surfing.![]()
![]()
![]()
![]()
Oh! They also have a disclaimer that mentions natural talent!! Damm that discounts me completely!![]()
I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?
Nothing beats the good old bacon & eggs on toast brother ![]()
I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?
Nothing beats the good old bacon & eggs on toast brother ![]()
yes you are what you eat , g'day pig.... I mean pup![]()
Maybe wash it down with a beer or 5 - I find that helps improve my eyesight, judgement and makes me more tolerant so perhaps when combined with the new KS product you can become super human after all ![]()
I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?
it wasn't the chia pods that got Kelly back on track Tux , it was a few pointers about style, positioning ,practical demonstrations ie how to do man-oeuvres without looking like you are half way into a Peter Garret impersonation, and a few other tips Kelly got from yours truly and a mate from Tahiti in early 2008 in his comeback year after a break ,he then subsequently went on to win that year.We were at kandui while they were filming fly in the champagne with AI....strange we don't get a mention in the credits
So for the miserly sum of a couple of tickets to Sumatra and accommodation at kandui for a few weeks we can have you whipped into shape and challenging for the the title by the end of the year , shouldn't cost you much more that 1Ok as i am prepared to reduce the training fee this time for a fellow seebreezer although the bar bill might be be a killer!
I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?
You could actually eat it? I had to throw mine in the bin and go and get a bacon and egg burger.![]()
Then again, I don't look like KS.
I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?
it wasn't the chia pods that got Kelly back on track Tux , it was a few pointers about style, positioning ,practical demonstrations ie how to do man-oeuvres without looking like you are half way into a Peter Garret impersonation, and a few other tips Kelly got from yours truly and a mate from Tahiti in early 2008 in his comeback year after a break ,he then subsequently went on to win that year.We were at kandui while they were filming fly in the champagne with AI....strange we don't get a mention in the credits
So for the miserly sum of a couple of tickets to Sumatra and accommodation at kandui for a few weeks we can have you whipped into shape and challenging for the the title by the end of the year , shouldn't cost you much more that 1Ok as i am prepared to reduce the training fee this time for a fellow seebreezer although the bar bill might be be a killer!
well you got a mention now.
I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?
it wasn't the chia pods that got Kelly back on track Tux , it was a few pointers about style, positioning ,practical demonstrations ie how to do man-oeuvres without looking like you are half way into a Peter Garret impersonation, and a few other tips Kelly got from yours truly and a mate from Tahiti in early 2008 in his comeback year after a break ,he then subsequently went on to win that year.We were at kandui while they were filming fly in the champagne with AI....strange we don't get a mention in the credits
So for the miserly sum of a couple of tickets to Sumatra and accommodation at kandui for a few weeks we can have you whipped into shape and challenging for the the title by the end of the year , shouldn't cost you much more that 1Ok as i am prepared to reduce the training fee this time for a fellow seebreezer although the bar bill might be be a killer!
well you got a mention now.
2 now or does this make 3
If you are "what you eat"... therefore you "have been what you shat"
yep ![]()
I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?
You could actually eat it? I had to throw mine in the bin and go and get a bacon and egg burger.![]()
Then again, I don't look like KS.
Mine was like a watered down mango that had been rolled in the sand...don't think I will be going back for another one
I try and eat as healthy as I can. No carbs after lunch ever . Need to keep the weight right down for my back. Theres no doubt in my mind that a cleaner diet makes you feel heaps better. I'm still going to die though. ![]()