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Are we what we eat?

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Created by Tux > 9 months ago, 18 Mar 2014
Tux
VIC, 3829 posts
18 Mar 2014 1:50PM
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I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?

Sandsy1
NSW, 814 posts
18 Mar 2014 2:17PM
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Yes. If you read the fine print, you are required to surf 6 hours per day, seven days per week for twenty years and they guarantee improvement in your surfing.
Oh! They also have a disclaimer that mentions natural talent!! Damm that discounts me completely!

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
18 Mar 2014 11:48AM
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Its like diet pills. Taken with regular exercise you'll lose weight

thePup
13831 posts
18 Mar 2014 11:56AM
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Tux said..

I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?


Nothing beats the good old bacon & eggs on toast brother

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
18 Mar 2014 2:02PM
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thePup said...
Tux said..

I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?


Nothing beats the good old bacon & eggs on toast brother


yes you are what you eat , g'day pig.... I mean pup

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
18 Mar 2014 5:11PM
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Maybe wash it down with a beer or 5 - I find that helps improve my eyesight, judgement and makes me more tolerant so perhaps when combined with the new KS product you can become super human after all

Prawnhead
NSW, 1317 posts
18 Mar 2014 6:46PM
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Tux said..

I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?


it wasn't the chia pods that got Kelly back on track Tux , it was a few pointers about style, positioning ,practical demonstrations ie how to do man-oeuvres without looking like you are half way into a Peter Garret impersonation, and a few other tips Kelly got from yours truly and a mate from Tahiti in early 2008 in his comeback year after a break ,he then subsequently went on to win that year.We were at kandui while they were filming fly in the champagne with AI....strange we don't get a mention in the credits
So for the miserly sum of a couple of tickets to Sumatra and accommodation at kandui for a few weeks we can have you whipped into shape and challenging for the the title by the end of the year , shouldn't cost you much more that 1Ok as i am prepared to reduce the training fee this time for a fellow seebreezer although the bar bill might be be a killer!

Daneli
QLD, 1538 posts
18 Mar 2014 6:03PM
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Tux said..

I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?


You could actually eat it? I had to throw mine in the bin and go and get a bacon and egg burger.

Then again, I don't look like KS.

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
18 Mar 2014 6:18PM
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Prawnhead said..

Tux said..

I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?


it wasn't the chia pods that got Kelly back on track Tux , it was a few pointers about style, positioning ,practical demonstrations ie how to do man-oeuvres without looking like you are half way into a Peter Garret impersonation, and a few other tips Kelly got from yours truly and a mate from Tahiti in early 2008 in his comeback year after a break ,he then subsequently went on to win that year.We were at kandui while they were filming fly in the champagne with AI....strange we don't get a mention in the credits
So for the miserly sum of a couple of tickets to Sumatra and accommodation at kandui for a few weeks we can have you whipped into shape and challenging for the the title by the end of the year , shouldn't cost you much more that 1Ok as i am prepared to reduce the training fee this time for a fellow seebreezer although the bar bill might be be a killer!


well you got a mention now.

Prawnhead
NSW, 1317 posts
18 Mar 2014 8:07PM
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weiry said..

Prawnhead said..

Tux said..

I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?


it wasn't the chia pods that got Kelly back on track Tux , it was a few pointers about style, positioning ,practical demonstrations ie how to do man-oeuvres without looking like you are half way into a Peter Garret impersonation, and a few other tips Kelly got from yours truly and a mate from Tahiti in early 2008 in his comeback year after a break ,he then subsequently went on to win that year.We were at kandui while they were filming fly in the champagne with AI....strange we don't get a mention in the credits
So for the miserly sum of a couple of tickets to Sumatra and accommodation at kandui for a few weeks we can have you whipped into shape and challenging for the the title by the end of the year , shouldn't cost you much more that 1Ok as i am prepared to reduce the training fee this time for a fellow seebreezer although the bar bill might be be a killer!


well you got a mention now.


2 now or does this make 3

unclethirsty
383 posts
18 Mar 2014 7:18PM
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If you are "what you eat"... therefore you "have been what you shat"

thePup
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18 Mar 2014 7:31PM
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unclethirsty said..

If you are "what you eat"... therefore you "have been what you shat"









yep

Tux
VIC, 3829 posts
19 Mar 2014 8:52AM
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Daneli said..

Tux said..

I ate one of those Chia Pods that Kelly spruiks yesterday and my surfing hasn't improved one bit...am I doing something wrong?


You could actually eat it? I had to throw mine in the bin and go and get a bacon and egg burger.

Then again, I don't look like KS.


Mine was like a watered down mango that had been rolled in the sand...don't think I will be going back for another one

beerdead
NSW, 433 posts
20 Mar 2014 9:52AM
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Had this on toasted chia bread. Then had a nice little nap.


smh
NSW, 7269 posts
20 Mar 2014 10:40AM
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I try and eat as healthy as I can. No carbs after lunch ever . Need to keep the weight right down for my back. Theres no doubt in my mind that a cleaner diet makes you feel heaps better. I'm still going to die though.



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