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Fear and Loathing in the Lineup

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Created by doggie > 9 months ago, 24 Apr 2012
doggie
WA, 15849 posts
27 Apr 2012 10:40AM
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Leroy13 said...

Damn straight Doggie and some people just BS and stir up trouble to satiate their own perverse needs. Lets hear from the Sunny Coast SUP rideer that nearly killed the Shortboarder. I'll bet he meant to do it and would do it all over again if he had the chance!!


For sure, I would love to hear his side of the story.

Scotty88
4214 posts
27 Apr 2012 11:18AM
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doggie said...

Scotty88 said...

But who has right of way ?


A snake is a snake even if he has a paddle Scotty


Is that your answer to my question ? I don't think so.
Again I ask who has right of way ?

Leroy13
VIC, 1174 posts
27 Apr 2012 1:21PM
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What, over 4 useless, whining pages in the shortboard forum? maybe Laurie can invent a complaints, gripes and useless information forum called Doggie Do Dos and Donts. Now, get back to work!!

CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
27 Apr 2012 1:28PM
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Perhaps a better way to manage the situation would be to set up checkpoints at the entry or jump off point to waves.

Like a police check or something. If you fall under a 5 out of 10 on the Kookometer you must head back to the beach with your pants around your ankles.


No, wait. That's a bad idea. I would have my pants around my ankles every surf.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
27 Apr 2012 11:37AM
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CMC said...

Perhaps a better way to manage the situation would be to set up checkpoints at the entry or jump off point to waves.

Like a police check or something. If you fall under a 5 out of 10 on the Kookometer you must head back to the beach with your pants around your ankles.


No, wait. That's a bad idea. I would have my pants around my ankles every surf.




Oh CMC there you are, where have you been? Or was I asleep

Scotty88
4214 posts
27 Apr 2012 11:41AM
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I reckon we should all get one of those vibrating things you are given at cafeterias when your food is ready. We could all catch waves in order - happy days.
But who has right of way ?

CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
27 Apr 2012 1:41PM
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doggie said...

CMC said...

Perhaps a better way to manage the situation would be to set up checkpoints at the entry or jump off point to waves.

Like a police check or something. If you fall under a 5 out of 10 on the Kookometer you must head back to the beach with your pants around your ankles.


No, wait. That's a bad idea. I would have my pants around my ankles every surf.




Oh CMC there you are, where have you been? Or was I asleep


You missed me didn't you?

CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
27 Apr 2012 1:42PM
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Scotty88 said...


But who has right of way ?


Same as it has always been:

The guy that hits the lip or other people the hardest. Simple really.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
27 Apr 2012 11:52AM
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CMC said...

doggie said...

CMC said...

Perhaps a better way to manage the situation would be to set up checkpoints at the entry or jump off point to waves.

Like a police check or something. If you fall under a 5 out of 10 on the Kookometer you must head back to the beach with your pants around your ankles.


No, wait. That's a bad idea. I would have my pants around my ankles every surf.




Oh CMC there you are, where have you been? Or was I asleep


You missed me didn't you?


Yes

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
27 Apr 2012 11:52AM
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Scotty88 said...

I reckon we should all get one of those vibrating things you are given at cafeterias when your food is ready. We could all catch waves in order - happy days.
But who has right of way ?


Stop asking questions that you know the answer to

jazbelle
VIC, 71 posts
27 Apr 2012 2:17PM
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What,this is not a perfectly reasonable place to park?

laceys lane
QLD, 19804 posts
27 Apr 2012 8:38PM
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surferstu said...






yeah, i've got that photo on file too- it gets funnier every year. but what i really want is that as sticker on my board

surferstu
1011 posts
27 Apr 2012 7:05PM
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laceys lane said...

surferstu said...






yeah, i've got that photo on file too- it gets funnier every year. but what i really want is that as sticker on my board


I'm pretty sure it is a sticker from USA company

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
30 Apr 2012 4:47PM
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This thread has really had me thinking. I understand all the Us and Them arguments. Like Sort boards, Mal, SUp's and lidders but it really should be more of a simple surf etiquette. I agree also that we may never get there but i think it needs to at least be talked about.

We should all have respect for each other and that means sharing waves, just as much as safety for each other.

Now SBoarders hate sup mostly from what i can tell is there ability to catch more waves, but for me i think its more about safety. As a fellow SUP rider how would you feel if a Sup kook cleaned you up and cut through your leg tendons

Me id be pissed if it was anyone be it SUP, mal or shorty

So for me i think we need to all admit limitations on surf products and skill levels and now when to say this is beyond me..

I surf with loads of Lidders and i take it upon myself to educate these guys all the time. It seems we need to start re teaching surf etiquette from ground up

SUp's should teach other SUp's, and so on through the ranks. Or we will be forced by councils to live by there rules, and who knows what that could mean..

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
30 Apr 2012 4:58PM
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^^ I agree JB but where do you start? By posting stuff on a forum that nobody reads? Yallingup mains has the rules by the path as you walk down but how many people do you see read them?
The biggest rule broken is the snake rule and its not just SUPs as you say, its just about every form of surf craft you can think of.

Just because you can catch every wave dosnt mean you should.

jbshack
WA, 6913 posts
30 Apr 2012 5:02PM
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doggie said...
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Just because you can catch every wave doesn't mean you should.


Maybe we could get some t-shirts made, we could print posters and cover the night, even make a move to solicit the US government to deploy troops to local surf breaks and shoot people who snake

Oh and then later you Doggie can go crazzy and run around the car park naked to help draw atten to our cause...

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
30 Apr 2012 5:19PM
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jbshack said...

doggie said...
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Just because you can catch every wave doesn't mean you should.


Maybe we could get some t-shirts made, we could print posters and cover the night, even make a move to solicit the US government to deploy troops to local surf breaks and shoot people who snake

Oh and then later you Doggie can go crazzy and run around the car park naked to help draw atten to our cause...


SUP control - WA style



chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
30 Apr 2012 7:51PM
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destroy the wave..not each other

62mac
WA, 24860 posts
30 Apr 2012 5:56PM
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newguy said...

I was on a bank last year summer with basically no one out except a SUP'er who was a couple metres down around another peak. A bigger wave than normal came through so I turned around and started paddling. Guess whom had raced over. Ettiquette indicates that I was closest to the peak too because I could see the wave start to break to my left whereas the SUP'er was coming from my right.

Next thing I hear is screams of 'yep yep' and him being atleast an arms width away charging down. I pulled out last minute but got taken over the falls and I guess knocked him off his wave. Guess what I got. A mouthful about how big and dangerous getting in his way was for me. He then paddled down to the point.

To this day, I harbour a great distrust of people on SUP's. No one else out on the beach in small conditions and he decides to head where I was. Even worse are those whom are in amongst the line up. They have no place there.


newguy,your way out of your league in here mate best to retreat back to the kennel with your mate,btw I disagree with your post.

HumanCartoon
VIC, 2098 posts
30 Apr 2012 8:51PM
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surferstu said...

laceys lane said...

surferstu said...






yeah, i've got that photo on file too- it gets funnier every year. but what i really want is that as sticker on my board


I'm pretty sure it is a sticker from USA company


Here you go boys, JFGI

www.ebay.com/


momasfolly
VIC, 237 posts
30 Apr 2012 9:45PM
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Lots has been written read and cogitated upon. I surfed short boards and was run over by "wave pigs" on Mal's, short boards and other gear. As a newby trying to get waves was difficult enough. Trying to stay out of the way meant even fewer waves.
As a recently converted SUP'er I get more waves and have more fun than on the short board. Yet, short boarders now see you as the enemy.
Could it be the Ole Sheep Farmer/Cow farmer rivalry again?
New kid on the block, something different must be bad ?
Could be.
Basically the wave is a gift, free transient being. Enjoy, share, in a few seconds another is on the way!
No-one has ownership, won't cost to give a few up!
Get a reality check out there and enjoy.
Plenty of room in our coastline.

Try skiing in Europe, they run you down. Chill!

62mac
WA, 24860 posts
30 Apr 2012 8:01PM
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momasfolly said...
run over by "wave pigs" on Mal's,



Bloody mal riders again heywhich one out of this mob




or was it this guy



SandS
VIC, 5904 posts
30 Apr 2012 10:24PM
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62mac said...

momasfolly said...
run over by "wave pigs" on Mal's,



Bloody mal riders again heywhich one out of this mob




or was it this guy



Hey that's where the wiggles went !!!!




62mac
WA, 24860 posts
30 Apr 2012 8:27PM
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100 kg and over heat Byron last week,one seabreezer and one x tv personality in that shot
Some of those big boys could surf

rager
QLD, 437 posts
30 Apr 2012 10:36PM
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62mac said...

momasfolly said...
run over by "wave pigs" on Mal's,



Bloody mal riders again heywhich one out of this mob




or was it this guy





There should never be that much flesh stuffed into that little Lycra. My god someone post something in the girls on sups thread to help us all forget what we've seen here tonight

Scotty88
4214 posts
30 Apr 2012 8:47PM
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doggie said...

jbshack said...

doggie said...
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Just because you can catch every wave doesn't mean you should.


Maybe we could get some t-shirts made, we could print posters and cover the night, even make a move to solicit the US government to deploy troops to local surf breaks and shoot people who snake

Oh and then later you Doggie can go crazzy and run around the car park naked to help draw atten to our cause...


SUP control - WA style






I wouldn't be concerned - if they need that much ammo, they must be a lousy shot. Then again, they got a lot of ammo - now I'm confused.



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