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Anyone heard from the Dogman lately? I'm worried

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Created by Smash1 > 9 months ago, 10 Apr 2018
Smash1
NSW, 826 posts
10 Apr 2018 12:28PM
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Do we need to send out a search party?

WaveScience
VIC, 131 posts
10 Apr 2018 12:38PM
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Check the pound.

wazza66
QLD, 620 posts
10 Apr 2018 1:23PM
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Maybe he has found a new bitch

JEG
VIC, 1469 posts
10 Apr 2018 1:45PM
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I heard his a busy man.

Smash1
NSW, 826 posts
10 Apr 2018 2:25PM
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Maybe he hit the "paws" button....

Themoke
QLD, 50 posts
11 Apr 2018 9:38AM
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He doesn't have a new bitch, he has an awesome fox!

Piros
QLD, 7213 posts
11 Apr 2018 11:53AM
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Thailand sex change

bazell
NSW, 120 posts
11 Apr 2018 12:28PM
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Rabies?

Twimby
WA, 483 posts
11 Apr 2018 2:14PM
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Not interested in foiling, couldn't find the SUP forum

JBFletch
QLD, 1287 posts
11 Apr 2018 4:58PM
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Maybe he has been learning how to foil in secret?NO time to spend on this

Hawaiiheke
319 posts
11 Apr 2018 4:55PM
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Ace Ventura's on the job.

Gboots
NSW, 1321 posts
11 Apr 2018 8:37PM
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Please don't refer to him as Dogman....that's politically incorrect.
It's dogperson

Helmy
VIC, 799 posts
12 Apr 2018 8:42AM
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International Dog of Mystery...

SUPbru
386 posts
12 Apr 2018 6:45AM
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You guys are barking up the wrong tree

sinky
QLD, 8 posts
12 Apr 2018 9:16AM
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Doggone

rockmagnet
QLD, 1458 posts
13 Apr 2018 7:42AM
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Went to the vet for Deep therapy

Gboots
NSW, 1321 posts
13 Apr 2018 9:07AM
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Gone missing.....owner wanted to wash him

JEG
VIC, 1469 posts
13 Apr 2018 9:45AM
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Is there a new dog model coming?

billekrub
128 posts
13 Apr 2018 8:05AM
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Dawgone

JB
NSW, 2232 posts
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13 Apr 2018 12:12PM
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I checked his collar tracker,

Smash1
NSW, 826 posts
13 Apr 2018 12:56PM
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didn't know you could surf a Tucker Box................but if the Doggy can surf a lounge chair....

Piros
QLD, 7213 posts
13 Apr 2018 3:43PM
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Just spoke to the Dogman. He hasn't seen the post , but confirmed he was in Thailand with bad reception waiting to get the stitches out . He'll post a reply later tonight.

JosephBetts
155 posts
13 Apr 2018 2:23PM
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The truth is here...read only
if you dare. Apparently Laguna bay boards built a massive dome around Minnie waters before dog man was born. Then they put him in it after birth and have been filming him in secret all these years. They used the footage to create a show called the dog man show. You have probably seen many of the clips on here and on YouTube. Anyway as the years went by laguana bay sold the dome, and dog man to deep ocean boards. Fast forward to 2018 and he has disappeared. Apparently, late one summers afternoon in January, dog man paddled through a horrendous rainstorm, towards the horizon. sources say he reached the edge of the dome, found the exit and just before he slipped out the doggy door, had a chat to Simon about his life. Simon tried to convince him to stay. Dog man however, was so disappointed left. Dog man then began to think DEEPLy and realised he has never actually left Minnie waters in his entire life..and upon coming to this conclusion he...walked out of the dome forever. People close to the source say he took a paddle, a 7'10 and a backpack and said he is going to travel, non stop until he finds the real lizard island "if it even exists".

Word is he was at a pub in Tugan and ran into Jackson close. Apparently Jackson was trying to convince him their friendship was real even though he was getting paid to be an actor on their 'trips'. Locals say this didn't go down well.

Smash1
NSW, 826 posts
14 Apr 2018 2:28PM
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I reported this to the police but they told me it was a dog catcher issue

Hawaiiheke
319 posts
15 Apr 2018 6:08AM
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Someone's screwed the pooch?

Smash1
NSW, 826 posts
15 Apr 2018 9:45AM
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Piros said..
Just spoke to the Dogman. He hasn't seen the post , but confirmed he was in Thailand with bad reception waiting to get the stitches out . He'll post a reply later tonight.

So he will now be known as DogLadyboy?



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