No leashes! PFDs on the craft not the person! It's an outrage. I blame DJ for setting a bad example with his downwind videos ;)
Just missing the sponsor clad lycra. Then you could put it on your roof racks next to your pushie, pull up beachside and when your done annoying the **** out of the road users, swaddle out into the line up and ride three abreast there as well. All the time citing the one meter rule.
They make you look like you've got a carrot up your arse.
That would be a fun twist on racing them - first to drop their carrot loses.