found on melville beach a pair of blue neil pride with clear straps thongs . describe them to me and you can have them back dave
umm do they go on your feet?
i think they are antons actually. I went to pick them up but then realised i already had a pair on. Dont ask why we are wearing the same clothes.
this is when i shall use the wisdom of the great chill bill only then shall we truely know who is the one and only owner of the thongs 
Are they blue, grey, green or brown? Prehaps a bluey grey? Maybe steel blue? I'm colourblind so I've got no idea but I know that my socks get dirty brown without them!
No no its mine i lost a blue thong late one evening last week, after playing chasie with carbine and Toby. it ended in a naked rumpus just near the walk way.
On returning home i discovered my favourite blue thong had gone. Thanks mate.
use the force !!!!!! feel the the thong !!!! know the thong !!!! be the thong 
and yes it will be yours
