during your time with MI6 you probably came across that little guy known as Danger Mouse, or DM to his mates.
Apparently he is also looking for a hamster who sometimes works as his sidekick. Baron von Greenback seems to be the main suspect.
Looked in the pump, found some old chewing gum, some sand, some seaweed, some gaffa tape, an old plastic outdoor setting, a skateboard i thought was nicked and a homeless man rabbling incessantly about devils or something. No hamster no prosthesis anywhere.
Yes DM and myself have shared tales of secret agent stuff over sherry on the hearth rug, in front of the fire. He is a jolly chap but has incredibly bad breath. i showed him the way of listerine.
Anyway anyone found my plastic leg and a dishevelled pink hamster that speaks with a lisp.
Grumple of course your missing someting important.
I've lost me fkn leg and me best mate........have you seen them......its doing me head in....
KiteCrazzzzzzzzzy you should take up counselling
I'm truly sorry PR... but I thought it was a rat, I gave it to the kitty www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=13928
Please forgive me... I'll go kiting right now, and put and end to kitty's life. 
Im confused PR is he a brown or pink hampster we are looking for
I know he's normally pink but turns brown after you've been playing with him
he's dead azza fed him to the cat.
Thanks azza what the hell do i do in winter now.??
I'm still missing a prosthetic leg.......
It's OK PR, I've found him, he was behind the couch. I heard this haaacc...haaaaacchhhh...heeeeeerrrrrrrchhhh'ing sound and had to investigate. Anyway, there he was lying on the floor behind the couch. Kitty was standing over him, Kitty's eye's were watering, I not sure what the hell was going on back there but he's back, a bit sticky but he's back. He's not as playful as he used to be though... infact he sleeps a lot now, he must be very tired after all those adventures with Kitty. He's much quieter now too, he must be so very tired.
hmmmm azza so the bedraggled frightend little beast Bevo handed to me yesterday wasnt him.....
Ok hamster for sale, cheap.....
