enough with this clownstuff there is only 1 positive i see and that is it can go under POWERLINES so if your sitting in a coles trolley you can bif it out fly down the mall and get a new NO [insert childs toy vehicle] signs added all around the country. 
wait that sign already exists... jesus anyways cant yas just work on makeing a bloody closed cell paraglider that lets you kitesurf or a closed sell foil kite that lets you paraglide were getting so close ive been harping on about this for well over a decade and yas keep getting distracted by nonsense 
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dont think theres a paragliding company around now that wont have a "parakite" in next year or 2 but its made strictly for soaring and not useable in the water.
anyways end rant ill get back to trying to work out what sort of bloody board works on sand and water im getting very close to calling it as being simular to big foot skis just to eliminate the entire hip twisting muckmuck
Isn't that the guy who also cuts off the rear of his hydrofoil too? So its like a unicycle. I think he's just a bit quirky in general. Not sure he's fully representative.
Can't blame the brands from trying to cash in on the trends though. Its not like the old days when you could churn out some widow maker of a kite one year which handled like a fighter jet but would spit you onto a reef the second your attention was diverted by some chick in a bikini, and then remove all lift and make it stable and dull the next year on a continuous repeat. They make a good kite one year and then you remove all the incentive to buy a new one the next year as you haven't either been beaten up by a aerospace marvel or bored to death by the kite equivalent of beige.
thats it!
Beige Kites!
boreing beige mum trend takes the kitesurfing world by bore
but yeah inovations always fun not knocking it its just that theres a very clear path we should have been heading for the last 3 decades and that is having canopys that you can skydive paraglide kitesurf and sail with and weve kinda just about got it
its bit like somehow still not having a kitesurfboard you can also surf on youd think we would have cracked that one i dont know 20 years ago
we have a bloody scuba diving tank that never gets empty which is insane should be able to do the same thing with a canopy.... let me find it
