still better to watch than foil-boarding...![]()
That's inappropriately funny
there is a rumour that ozone are bringing out a 2015 body board to compliment there 2015 reo wave kite
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Finally someone has the balls and guts to take kiting to a whole new level. Can't wait to see the body drag mega loop! ![]()
Hey this has to be uber cool, no straps on his board of coarse. Everyone craps on here about how much better it is without straps.
Well here's your president for the no straps society.![]()
Hey this has to be uber cool, no straps on his board of coarse. Everyone craps on here about how much better it is without straps.
Well here's your president for the no straps society.![]()
It was funny reading bout Robby Nash (or as I like to call him Nobby rash) about how he was hooked in and using straps when riding waves, it made me think of this doosh!
IKO to School Instructors
** WOLD WIDE MEMO **
Dated: 25 Jun 2014
Dear IKO Instructors and Schools,
The traditional body dragging technique being taught at your school is now obsolete.
Please note attached video.
Effective immediately, please teach body dragging with fins provided from your local KMART or WALMART store (we have deals with them), as per the video attached. You are also required to provide complimentary head hoodies, ideally with our logo clearly displayed or at least the word "KOOK" in bright orange, pink or green.
We expect all your students to be role model body dragging experts by the time you've taught kite dragging techniques of this nature, and with any luck these students will want to come back for more incredible body-dragging-esque ideology ready for lofting and hopefully sudden tea-bagging techniques that are sure to guarantee our success as world leaders in kite surfing techniques and teaching methodologies.
Who knows? From now on, we may even feature a kite dive instructional video complete with shark piggy backing techniques.
Sincerely,
IKO
Well there's about 250 million of them,
maybe one learnt how to take the piss.
IMHO. Nearly as good as the "kite launcher"
This is the future.......maybe for kooks!!!
Maybe for beginners, , if I give someone lessons this is the standard of kite control I look for before I give them a board,
baha - good share. At one with the ocean plus bar, plus lines, plus chicken loop, plus kite, plus fins. Funny guy ![]()