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this is the future!!

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Created by kemp90 > 9 months ago, 24 Jun 2014
kemp90
QLD, 1694 posts
24 Jun 2014 8:17PM
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This is the future.......maybe for kooks!!!

surfingboye
NSW, 2707 posts
24 Jun 2014 8:55PM
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still better to watch than foil-boarding...

fcalmon
QLD, 165 posts
24 Jun 2014 8:59PM
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Is he on drugs ? or something ?

Ricardo1709
NSW, 1302 posts
24 Jun 2014 8:59PM
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THATS FULLY SICK BRO!! Im selling my boards and buying some fins ,right on!!!

kemp90
QLD, 1694 posts
24 Jun 2014 9:19PM
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surfingboye said...
still better to watch than foil-boarding...



That's inappropriately funny

kiter101
QLD, 115 posts
24 Jun 2014 9:30PM
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looks almost as gay as body boarding

bjw
QLD, 3686 posts
24 Jun 2014 9:34PM
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Any downward slope starts with a raceboard.

Dave Whettingsteel
WA, 1397 posts
24 Jun 2014 8:02PM
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Haha, always good to see an American make an idiot of himself !

DelFuego
WA, 213 posts
24 Jun 2014 8:52PM
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there is a rumour that ozone are bringing out a 2015 body board to compliment there 2015 reo wave kite

Mars Attacks
QLD, 17 posts
24 Jun 2014 11:40PM
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Finally someone has the balls and guts to take kiting to a whole new level. Can't wait to see the body drag mega loop!

lukekiter
WA, 96 posts
24 Jun 2014 10:51PM
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Hey this has to be uber cool, no straps on his board of coarse. Everyone craps on here about how much better it is without straps.
Well here's your president for the no straps society.

kemp90
QLD, 1694 posts
25 Jun 2014 2:48PM
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lukekiter said...
Hey this has to be uber cool, no straps on his board of coarse. Everyone craps on here about how much better it is without straps.
Well here's your president for the no straps society.


It was funny reading bout Robby Nash (or as I like to call him Nobby rash) about how he was hooked in and using straps when riding waves, it made me think of this doosh!

Loftywinds
QLD, 2060 posts
25 Jun 2014 3:41PM
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IKO to School Instructors
** WOLD WIDE MEMO **
Dated: 25 Jun 2014

Dear IKO Instructors and Schools,

The traditional body dragging technique being taught at your school is now obsolete.

Please note attached video.

Effective immediately, please teach body dragging with fins provided from your local KMART or WALMART store (we have deals with them), as per the video attached. You are also required to provide complimentary head hoodies, ideally with our logo clearly displayed or at least the word "KOOK" in bright orange, pink or green.

We expect all your students to be role model body dragging experts by the time you've taught kite dragging techniques of this nature, and with any luck these students will want to come back for more incredible body-dragging-esque ideology ready for lofting and hopefully sudden tea-bagging techniques that are sure to guarantee our success as world leaders in kite surfing techniques and teaching methodologies.

Who knows? From now on, we may even feature a kite dive instructional video complete with shark piggy backing techniques.

Sincerely,

IKO

roundguts
NSW, 33 posts
26 Jun 2014 8:54AM
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Well there's about 250 million of them,
maybe one learnt how to take the piss.
IMHO. Nearly as good as the "kite launcher"

bigkiterida
NSW, 6 posts
24 Aug 2014 2:19PM
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have a look at the awesome move he does at 1:56

mind blowing. ha

ok
NSW, 1089 posts
24 Aug 2014 10:59PM
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Thats got to be the best way to imitate a seal

cauncy
WA, 8407 posts
24 Aug 2014 10:11PM
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kemp90 said...


This is the future.......maybe for kooks!!!


Maybe for beginners, , if I give someone lessons this is the standard of kite control I look for before I give them a board,

kitebored
NSW, 587 posts
25 Aug 2014 1:43PM
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baha - good share. At one with the ocean plus bar, plus lines, plus chicken loop, plus kite, plus fins. Funny guy



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